great plains smooth brains
@jmsjhwk.bsky.social
Ingredio in meus calcaeos quod vos mos agnosco. Less cops, more crops.
Ey, muck fizzou
September 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ey, muck fizzou
I think there’s a direct correlation between my desire to clean the house and how much my stick vacuum looks like a cool space laser future gun
February 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think there’s a direct correlation between my desire to clean the house and how much my stick vacuum looks like a cool space laser future gun
I get a friend request from someone I don’t know but should?
It’s probably an ai person.
It’s probably an ai person.
January 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I get a friend request from someone I don’t know but should?
It’s probably an ai person.
It’s probably an ai person.
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Which do you like better?
January 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Which do you like better?
Proud to support the team at @saintjavelin.bsky.social since day one
January 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Proud to support the team at @saintjavelin.bsky.social since day one
I wonder how long it would take if I just posted this pic to twitter
Took off from West Palm Beach, Florida, United States.
January 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I wonder how long it would take if I just posted this pic to twitter
Had several hours of good, engaging conversation with my coworkers tonight
January 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Had several hours of good, engaging conversation with my coworkers tonight
Woops forgot to plug my laptop back in, that was pretty frustrating for a minute
January 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Woops forgot to plug my laptop back in, that was pretty frustrating for a minute
I think twitter is too much now.
January 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I think twitter is too much now.
She’s telling me her favorite story from bestofnextdoor, an account I was already familiar with. I got the gist of it in 10 seconds and the story turned to 10 minutes.
January 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
She’s telling me her favorite story from bestofnextdoor, an account I was already familiar with. I got the gist of it in 10 seconds and the story turned to 10 minutes.
Every interaction at target is the worst.
January 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Every interaction at target is the worst.
My gf is guilt tripping me so hard I’m about to see the face of god
January 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My gf is guilt tripping me so hard I’m about to see the face of god
We’re 20 mins behind our departure time but still somehow in between the street car for 10 minutes
December 31, 2024 at 11:18 PM
We’re 20 mins behind our departure time but still somehow in between the street car for 10 minutes
They’ll call me a madman but it really is like ALL TIME
i have been playing FTL: Faster Than Life again and rediscovering that this game is an incredibly dangerous time sink for me
December 30, 2024 at 4:19 PM
They’ll call me a madman but it really is like ALL TIME
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Real hater hours
December 19, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Real hater hours
So, let me get this straight:
You can’t afford to get a ticket home for christmas so you want to try a … weekend at margaritaville??
You can’t afford to get a ticket home for christmas so you want to try a … weekend at margaritaville??
December 9, 2024 at 1:06 PM
So, let me get this straight:
You can’t afford to get a ticket home for christmas so you want to try a … weekend at margaritaville??
You can’t afford to get a ticket home for christmas so you want to try a … weekend at margaritaville??
I’m not going to starve because she can’t pick anything
December 7, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I’m not going to starve because she can’t pick anything
Twitter was unequivocally American and B.Sky is Canadian.
November 26, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Twitter was unequivocally American and B.Sky is Canadian.
She always asks me to do things in the morning when I am at my grouchiest.
November 21, 2024 at 2:09 PM
She always asks me to do things in the morning when I am at my grouchiest.
This isn’t true whatsoever
man, death stranding is the best game ever
November 21, 2024 at 10:57 AM
This isn’t true whatsoever
This app is amazing without all the K-State DRIVEL.
November 20, 2024 at 7:40 PM
This app is amazing without all the K-State DRIVEL.
God I’ve seen what you do for other people with the inability to clean and I want that for me
November 20, 2024 at 7:38 PM
God I’ve seen what you do for other people with the inability to clean and I want that for me
“The only people who like the get up kids are accountants from Johnson county”
November 20, 2024 at 5:52 PM
“The only people who like the get up kids are accountants from Johnson county”
“I want to see Wicked in 4D”
We saw TWISTERS in 4D lite, how in the fuck could WICKED be four dimensional?? Do they come out of the screen and sing live?
We saw TWISTERS in 4D lite, how in the fuck could WICKED be four dimensional?? Do they come out of the screen and sing live?
November 20, 2024 at 2:18 PM
“I want to see Wicked in 4D”
We saw TWISTERS in 4D lite, how in the fuck could WICKED be four dimensional?? Do they come out of the screen and sing live?
We saw TWISTERS in 4D lite, how in the fuck could WICKED be four dimensional?? Do they come out of the screen and sing live?