Josh Nazlian
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Josh Nazlian
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Educator, bad runner, trying to distract myself with sports (Arsenal, Cowboys, Atlanta baseball, UVa) as the world burns
Pretty conclusive evidence from today that he’s our issue /s
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
How do we reform this??? /s
January 28, 2026 at 11:19 PM
As a Roma fan, Gervinho being absolute dogshit for Arsenal but tremendous for Roma really confuses me about how to feel about him lol
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Yeah can’t answer that. Just looked at the last 5 ish seasons and aside from one his teams performed better than expected table-wise compared with where they “should” (based on those around them in the table and their numbers). Just been too many season for me to say luck. Weird coach lol
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Mainly just made me wonder if Emery’s is a statistical outlier in this regard and if he should be looked as such.
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 PM
For sure but I just find it odd that his teams still finish where they do considering their Gs/xG/xGD. Remember it being a consistent theme of his teams being outliers relative to their positions. Not sure if you watch baseball, but reminds me of how Tim Hudson was always an outlier with his numbers
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 PM
City-Arsenal-Villa?

As an aside, Emery’s teams seem to quite consistently outperform G/xG relative to league position (or at least that’s what I could tell when FBref was still useable). Any thoughts on this?
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Can I just say how much I appreciate (as an actual Atlanta fan too) that you’ve just labeled them Atlanta. Well done
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 PM
beTtEr tHAn aRTeTA
January 25, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The options for a future America that remains democratic requires this. Any elected official who cannot agree to these terms is complicit.

I scream all this into the void.
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Prosecution of the current criminals, barring them loudly and clearly from future office (along with imprisonment) goes along with this. And for any MAGAists that scream persecution, I will encourage them to take their own advice and leave.
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Let’s not send him alone. Noem, Rubio, Miller, Trump, Homan, and all the rest should keep him company on the trip
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Reposted by Josh Nazlian
Its counter productive to even platform this ass.
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM