This is the party you are a member of, if only there were something you could do about it.

"I'm sad my party is doing evil things, but not enough to do anything about it. What's for lunch?"

I'm pretty sure this last holiday season this little one was in a commercial trying to sell me an iPhone.

"Ma'am, this isn't a Walmart"

This is outstanding. Looking forward to listening.

Solid Pro Tip here.

I haven't been paying attention to her either? Is she someone famous? Who's her dad?

Some reporter needs to quote his deposition where he admitted to telling them to remove the metal detectors at his rally Jan 6th 2021 so that people with guns could get through, then ask him why this is different.