Joanna Roye
@joannaroye.bsky.social
Weird fiction writer. Horror, speculative, gothic etc… Loves opossums and bees. Anti-AI. She/They.
Beans are productive! The Violet’s Tricolor Lima beans explode if you’re not careful! It’s so cool to learn exactly when they’re ready to harvest. ❤️
October 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Beans are productive! The Violet’s Tricolor Lima beans explode if you’re not careful! It’s so cool to learn exactly when they’re ready to harvest. ❤️
What in the literal F**K has made every ladybug need to invade my house today. They WERE NOT HERE at noon.
October 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What in the literal F**K has made every ladybug need to invade my house today. They WERE NOT HERE at noon.
I love when I’m blessed with surprise rainbows.
October 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I love when I’m blessed with surprise rainbows.
This Diva is BACK and she NEEDS A MAN. Shes out here posing like a chicken 😭😭😭💅💅💅
September 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This Diva is BACK and she NEEDS A MAN. Shes out here posing like a chicken 😭😭😭💅💅💅
*Laura Linney in Raising Arizona voice* I love her soooo muuu-uh-uuch 😭😭😭😭
September 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
*Laura Linney in Raising Arizona voice* I love her soooo muuu-uh-uuch 😭😭😭😭
Like…. What the actual hell is happening?
September 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Like…. What the actual hell is happening?
#hokie #color #reference we accidentally left a salvaged file cabinet out in the rain. Like Beast, I feel bad. But this is Hokiecore.
August 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
#hokie #color #reference we accidentally left a salvaged file cabinet out in the rain. Like Beast, I feel bad. But this is Hokiecore.
My cucumbers smell like cucumber!!! I harvested chickweed, antagonized a politician, and pulled this baller spread today. Happy Friday!
March 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My cucumbers smell like cucumber!!! I harvested chickweed, antagonized a politician, and pulled this baller spread today. Happy Friday!
Wings of Fire retains the throne.
March 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Wings of Fire retains the throne.
I’m cackling realizing that half the board of AEP (a power company that’s currently gouging my community horrendously) might all get laid off because they’re white women DEI hires. 😂😂😂😂
Like, I hope to God Linda Goodspeed is out of work. Omggg.
Read the alt-text on the photo for the juice.
Like, I hope to God Linda Goodspeed is out of work. Omggg.
Read the alt-text on the photo for the juice.
February 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m cackling realizing that half the board of AEP (a power company that’s currently gouging my community horrendously) might all get laid off because they’re white women DEI hires. 😂😂😂😂
Like, I hope to God Linda Goodspeed is out of work. Omggg.
Read the alt-text on the photo for the juice.
Like, I hope to God Linda Goodspeed is out of work. Omggg.
Read the alt-text on the photo for the juice.
I’m also comparing the mark to the one on file for OCAMPO. (I’m gonna get to the bottom of this necklace 😂. Gotta set up a light box for it…)
January 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’m also comparing the mark to the one on file for OCAMPO. (I’m gonna get to the bottom of this necklace 😂. Gotta set up a light box for it…)
Another clue! There’s also a beaded necklace on Etsy from the same maker-OAC but it’s almost entirely silver beads. I’m irritated I can’t find these initials on silvercollection.
January 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Another clue! There’s also a beaded necklace on Etsy from the same maker-OAC but it’s almost entirely silver beads. I’m irritated I can’t find these initials on silvercollection.
Update! It’s from Taxco, Mexico but I’m still trying to date it. There’s no eagle mark and here’s a better photo of the makers mark. The initials in the center read OAC. Many thanks to the people who helped me ID this!
January 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Update! It’s from Taxco, Mexico but I’m still trying to date it. There’s no eagle mark and here’s a better photo of the makers mark. The initials in the center read OAC. Many thanks to the people who helped me ID this!
A mystery dog visited me!!
He was very friendly and had rolled in a cow pie when he greeted Weldon and I. He was wearing an old collar, but it didn’t have tags. Sadly, he loped off before I could clip a leash on him. He was so sweet he has to be a pet or farm dog that got lost following his nose.
He was very friendly and had rolled in a cow pie when he greeted Weldon and I. He was wearing an old collar, but it didn’t have tags. Sadly, he loped off before I could clip a leash on him. He was so sweet he has to be a pet or farm dog that got lost following his nose.
January 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A mystery dog visited me!!
He was very friendly and had rolled in a cow pie when he greeted Weldon and I. He was wearing an old collar, but it didn’t have tags. Sadly, he loped off before I could clip a leash on him. He was so sweet he has to be a pet or farm dog that got lost following his nose.
He was very friendly and had rolled in a cow pie when he greeted Weldon and I. He was wearing an old collar, but it didn’t have tags. Sadly, he loped off before I could clip a leash on him. He was so sweet he has to be a pet or farm dog that got lost following his nose.
More photos. Sorry for no alt text. It is overwhelming trying to describe this….
January 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
More photos. Sorry for no alt text. It is overwhelming trying to describe this….
FB buried this so…. Help me antiquers, jewelers, anthropologists, art history nerds, and anyone else! I need help learning about an amazing piece of art I’m lucky enough to tend.
January 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
FB buried this so…. Help me antiquers, jewelers, anthropologists, art history nerds, and anyone else! I need help learning about an amazing piece of art I’m lucky enough to tend.
Photos from this morning’s walk: perfect dew.
December 16, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Photos from this morning’s walk: perfect dew.
Here is a shorter clip… perhaps the video compression won’t hit so hard.
December 6, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Here is a shorter clip… perhaps the video compression won’t hit so hard.
Today I’ve been blessed with glitter snow. I don’t know what the actual name for this phenomena is (please tell me!). It’s a constant stream of very fine ice flakes that catch the sun and sparkle. The air is cold enough to sustain the particles but they melt as soon as they touch anything.
December 6, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Today I’ve been blessed with glitter snow. I don’t know what the actual name for this phenomena is (please tell me!). It’s a constant stream of very fine ice flakes that catch the sun and sparkle. The air is cold enough to sustain the particles but they melt as soon as they touch anything.
Finally there’s Harley Quinn herself-12-tortoise cat, Pickle’s last surviving littermate. Evil Queen, out for blood, doesn’t look or act a day over 4yo, both enacts random acts of bloody violence upon Weldon and lovingly headbutts him at the bedroom door every morning.
December 4, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Finally there’s Harley Quinn herself-12-tortoise cat, Pickle’s last surviving littermate. Evil Queen, out for blood, doesn’t look or act a day over 4yo, both enacts random acts of bloody violence upon Weldon and lovingly headbutts him at the bedroom door every morning.