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Joanna Shippley 😜📖📚✍️
@joannashippley.bsky.social
Middle-aged curmudgeon, mentally unstable, lover of books, Jane Austen fanatic, wannabe writer of erotica, equal opportunity offender. I'm fat but funny!
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All of my stories can be found here. Remember: it's all adult stuff! NOT FOR KIDS! literotica.com/stories/memb...
Something to add to my TBR stack 😂🤣
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Going to therapy paid off well for me 😂🤣
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Working on my next literary masterpiece 😂🤣
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Not a terribly bright move on his part 😂🤣
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This looks accurate 😂🤣
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm wondering what circle of hell in Dante's Inferno is reserved for people that schedule meetings before and after a holiday!
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is about how life goes 😂🤣
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I fell short of the exercising goal this year 😂🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Short week, so I guess that's something. Still need coffee.
#wednesday #Coffee
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Word of the day!

I'm kind of hit or miss on this.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Yeah, I do shit like this a lot 🤨🙄
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
More like 2% awake.
#Tuesday #Coffee
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Word of the day!

I need plenty of caffeine this morning, though it will be coming from coffee!
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Some oxymorons for your Monday 😂🤣
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It explains a lot about me 😂🤣
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It doesn't seem fair to me 😂🤣
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I don't need friends like this 😂🤣
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I went to a bakery and said “I’d like to buy a muffin with chocolate chips.”

The baker said, “Sorry, we only take cash.” 😂🤣
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm going to need lots of refills for this Monday!
#Coffee #Monday
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
And unless I hit the Powerball this is unlikely to change 😢😭
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Word of the day!

This is one thing I am not.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Yeah, I'm an idiot 😂🤣
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
For some of you, I got your hopes up there for a second 😂🤣
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Time to order some takeout 😂🤣
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
How dare you ask me that 😂🤣
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM