Jo to the Wyld 🎄
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Waiter's hand accidentally giving me comedy facial hair earlier
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Waiter's hand accidentally giving me comedy facial hair earlier
- So tell me again why you got 'light the lamp not the rat!' inked onto your arm?
- Well...
- Well...
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
- So tell me again why you got 'light the lamp not the rat!' inked onto your arm?
- Well...
- Well...
[email protected] is a genius: I requested dog portraits of my brother's late dogs Ozzy and Max and she's captured their features and characters perfectly. He was very moved to receive these, such a lovely way to remember them ❤️
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
[email protected] is a genius: I requested dog portraits of my brother's late dogs Ozzy and Max and she's captured their features and characters perfectly. He was very moved to receive these, such a lovely way to remember them ❤️
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
Popping to the shops on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Popping to the shops on Black Friday
You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You can keep your Poirots and your Marples, the greatest murder mystery moment on tv is when John Nettles discovers Selina Cadell has been popped into a tumble drier
Had expected to enjoy Gilbert & George at the Hayward but hadn't anticipated it being as funny, powerful and moving as it was. Seeing their body of work drawn together had more impact than the handful I'd seen before, and I particularly admired their ability to laugh at themselves.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Had expected to enjoy Gilbert & George at the Hayward but hadn't anticipated it being as funny, powerful and moving as it was. Seeing their body of work drawn together had more impact than the handful I'd seen before, and I particularly admired their ability to laugh at themselves.
Reskeet with a time you looked cool.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool.
Have Boots opticians deliberately made their emails almost unreadable so that people think, I can't decipher this, I must book an eye test immediately, or have they simply never heard of web accessibility checks?
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Have Boots opticians deliberately made their emails almost unreadable so that people think, I can't decipher this, I must book an eye test immediately, or have they simply never heard of web accessibility checks?
I hardly use Facebook now - I'm convinced the use of the laugh reaction in response to sad news stories is a key factor in the deterioration of our society - but occasionally the memories are rather lovely.
November 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I hardly use Facebook now - I'm convinced the use of the laugh reaction in response to sad news stories is a key factor in the deterioration of our society - but occasionally the memories are rather lovely.
Not an original observation but it feels unbearably poignant that someone who died completely unappreciated now has blue plaques marking the places where he briefly gave painting lessons. Tell people they're good at stuff while they're around to hear it
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Not an original observation but it feels unbearably poignant that someone who died completely unappreciated now has blue plaques marking the places where he briefly gave painting lessons. Tell people they're good at stuff while they're around to hear it
My train has stopped next to the Pullman. I'm gazing longingly at that croissant
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My train has stopped next to the Pullman. I'm gazing longingly at that croissant
Received a £4.15 ticket refund from Southeastern
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Received a £4.15 ticket refund from Southeastern
Oh Kev, you smoothie
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh Kev, you smoothie
'Which local landmark might show the place in its best light?'
'... Nope, can't think of anything, white van it is'
'... Nope, can't think of anything, white van it is'
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
'Which local landmark might show the place in its best light?'
'... Nope, can't think of anything, white van it is'
'... Nope, can't think of anything, white van it is'
The combination of award name, quote marks and the photos on the right has ended me
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The combination of award name, quote marks and the photos on the right has ended me
Don't worry, he's about to be intercepted (what a crossover this would've been)
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Don't worry, he's about to be intercepted (what a crossover this would've been)