jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social
Job John
@jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social
13 followers 12 following 110 posts
(Parody account) Former staff on the White Base. Various roles.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 15m
I'm not gong after a taken man.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 38m
That doesn't prevent me from admitting you have that shit on
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 52m
Kai's relationship has 1 fatal flaw in it that could ruin the whole thing. He has way more swag than Nepo. A relationship can't survive with that big a swag gap.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4h
I like Balls.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 23h
Oh my god I'm so sorry that happened to you I haven't even met anyone named that yet people named Jerid just give off a bad vibe to me
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 23h
Hell yes I think.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 23h
Fuck blonde bitches named Jerid. I haven't met any but they sound kind of insufferable.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 1d
Earth Federation peaked with the Ball. What if they made a Ball II with like. A cooler gun.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 3d
I could go for a sandwich.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
weezer
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
Mint condition.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
Mine will come, but it will be in the middle of 7 other packages, so you fear you open wrong. Because the other packages. Are weezer albums.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
The only mistake people make when sending you bombs is that they let you know they sent a bomb.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
What if my car had wheels. I got this from a fucking junkyard it looked like a fucking bomb exploded but I know that would never happen because no car owner would be irresponsible enough to let that happen.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 4d
Then you will suffer the eternal loneliness of the universe's end.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 5d
I know you will.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 6d
Dude. Fuck yes.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 7d
Sometimes I dream about having a Job John cave. Sounds awesome.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 8d
Kai. Don't try this either. You went in with the same shit and came out with a popsicle. A fucking popsicle. How does one even do that.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 8d
Amuro, I may be misremembering, but if I recall correctly you made a basic turkey mayo and cheese sandwich made with white bread on the White Base and called it a "culinary masterpiece," or something to the effect of that. Fuck off dude.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 9d
Kill him.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 11d
With fries and a Dr. Techsper
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 12d
Damn. I was willing to give you a Big Dan.
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 12d
Do you still have the wizards location?
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Job John @jobjohnwhitebase.bsky.social · 12d
No.