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JoBeansSezNoKings!
@jocetta.bsky.social
She/her, crazy, cat lady (as space permits), neurospicy shiny fact magpie, hEDS haver and explainer, reluctant Florida resident, pragmatic pinko-lefty late Boomer Whyte crone. ("Wait, I'm GenX+, I'm a late bloomer!”), mostly women oriented cis Bi/Ace-flux
I'm in awe. Somehow they and their tame decorator managed to turn a modern penthouse with clean rectangular lines into a claustrophobic nouveau riche Gilded Age bijou flat.
It's quite the accomplishment.
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If you have gin. And besides, gin has complexity. Seriously, sometimes you want something just a step up from Boone's Farm. (Ask your mom). Tart 'n fruity with a kick. Makes no demands.
And if I'm going to drink gin I'm going to mix it with something more interesting, thanks.
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Such a mannerly gentleman.
December 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Hey, I enjoy Cosmos.
But they are indeed trashy. They are neither complicated nor subtle. They're easy to make, easy to drink, and they get you nice and tipsy nice and fast.
Somtimes that's all you want or need. 😄
December 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Testimonial from satisfied customer! Love my chonkie bean. ♥️
December 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It's such a very Agatha love story. I love their clarity and acceptance of themselves and each other.
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I think amphibians...bruminate? Hibernation is a mammal thing.
Lemme check.
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
He might have if he hadn't used the note with the directions to wrap up his leftover sandwich.
As he told Belle, he really wasn't interested in reading.
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
And they get paid big bucks to make it and the company gets a huge tax write off for it and they all lived happily ever after... or at least until they have to come up with an idea for another horrible movie they can milk for as much money as possible...
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Unless she could read the future? She did it on purpose to keep him from turning into a big jerk adult and knew Belle would show up to give him a chance?
Possible. There's only so much you can fit into a couple of hours of film, after all.
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Double Star"
December 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
And yeah, thinner. Not too bad but my parts are definitely wider than they used to be. Fortunately chemo leaves you philosophical about this. At least I do have some. 😄
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hormones do funny stuff. Less estrogen (menopause+breast cancer= no HRT) makes my hair lighter and straighter. Go figure.
But yours looks great and I love the color. Glad you are so happy with it!
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
* And who keyed your car in the parking lot afterwards because you told her, no, a sophmore school trip to Paris, France was out of the question but you'd be willing to compromise with a trip to Paris, Indiana.
December 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Now she looks less like an actual demon and more like the woman who made your PTA meetings hell on Earth.*
So, one of their Earthly minions.
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I think he's already gotten his cut.
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I do love those sneakers. ♥️
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I too have a wide and weird resume (and AuDHD). All of it has been useful in some way or other. I regret none of it. It's been an interesting life.
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I realized the sweatshirt I was wearing yesterday was 26 years old.
It's a good sweatshirt. Got it at Sequoia National Park, which is why I know exactly how old it is. 🙂
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I had to get a new phone. Because the battery in my not-all-that-old one went bad.
I tried replacing it. A new battery was around $20 + new case sealing tape.
I couldn't get the old battery out. It was solidly glued in place. I was afraid I'd crack the phone getting it out.
This is just Wrong.
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
We still aren't certain about that. We may simply be looking at the wrong things to reach that conclusion. It's one of those "Research is ongoing" things.
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
*Per my Linguistics 101 text, unlike communication systems, true languages have the features of productivity (creating new meanings from basic units) and displacement (able to reference not-here,not-now, never was-is-will-be, i.e. past, future, imaginary, conditional, etc.)
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM