Romeo Cunningham ( Parody )
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Romeo patiently waits for Juliet to return knowing that it takes a while to correct put on a wedding dress thanks to all of his baby sister’s fashion magazines.
“Wow, look at you.” Romeo is smiling whilst really admiring Juliet inside the wedding dress “Juliet, you look so beautiful.”
“Wow, look at you.” Romeo is smiling whilst really admiring Juliet inside the wedding dress “Juliet, you look so beautiful.”
January 23, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Romeo patiently waits for Juliet to return knowing that it takes a while to correct put on a wedding dress thanks to all of his baby sister’s fashion magazines.
“Wow, look at you.” Romeo is smiling whilst really admiring Juliet inside the wedding dress “Juliet, you look so beautiful.”
“Wow, look at you.” Romeo is smiling whilst really admiring Juliet inside the wedding dress “Juliet, you look so beautiful.”
Romeo nods his head in response of Juliet’s question and then he also smiles slightly because he is thinking about something a little different than how cute the dress is.
“It is beautiful, babe. You should totally try it on, you know, if you wanted to. Please want to try on the dress.”
“It is beautiful, babe. You should totally try it on, you know, if you wanted to. Please want to try on the dress.”
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Romeo nods his head in response of Juliet’s question and then he also smiles slightly because he is thinking about something a little different than how cute the dress is.
“It is beautiful, babe. You should totally try it on, you know, if you wanted to. Please want to try on the dress.”
“It is beautiful, babe. You should totally try it on, you know, if you wanted to. Please want to try on the dress.”
Romeo laughs softly and nods his head in agreement before walking in the direction of the restaurant in question that Juliet is referring to and Romeo gently takes Juliet’s hand
“That okay dokey was very adorable and if you are recommending this place I know the burgers are going to be amazing.”
“That okay dokey was very adorable and if you are recommending this place I know the burgers are going to be amazing.”
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Romeo laughs softly and nods his head in agreement before walking in the direction of the restaurant in question that Juliet is referring to and Romeo gently takes Juliet’s hand
“That okay dokey was very adorable and if you are recommending this place I know the burgers are going to be amazing.”
“That okay dokey was very adorable and if you are recommending this place I know the burgers are going to be amazing.”
Romeo just holds Juliet and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead before smiling comfortingly at Juliet but he also hates seeing Juliet sad.
“She will come to you when she is ready to apologise baby, I know it but I really do hate seeing you this sad. How can I help you feel better babe?”
“She will come to you when she is ready to apologise baby, I know it but I really do hate seeing you this sad. How can I help you feel better babe?”
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Romeo just holds Juliet and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead before smiling comfortingly at Juliet but he also hates seeing Juliet sad.
“She will come to you when she is ready to apologise baby, I know it but I really do hate seeing you this sad. How can I help you feel better babe?”
“She will come to you when she is ready to apologise baby, I know it but I really do hate seeing you this sad. How can I help you feel better babe?”
Romeo just takes Juliet into his arms so that he can comfort Juliet but he also places a kiss on her forehead to further soothe her.
“Someone who is really more interested in being smart than having fun. I’ll never fully understand it either. Have you both spoke since the argument in question?”
“Someone who is really more interested in being smart than having fun. I’ll never fully understand it either. Have you both spoke since the argument in question?”
January 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Romeo just takes Juliet into his arms so that he can comfort Juliet but he also places a kiss on her forehead to further soothe her.
“Someone who is really more interested in being smart than having fun. I’ll never fully understand it either. Have you both spoke since the argument in question?”
“Someone who is really more interested in being smart than having fun. I’ll never fully understand it either. Have you both spoke since the argument in question?”
Romeo laughs softly and nods his head “You and your sister had an argument, didn’t you? You could but I agree that you are too nice.”
Romeo then smiles at Juliet and takes the time to admire how beautiful that Juliet is “But you could still use it against her, only to mess with Zion a little.”
Romeo then smiles at Juliet and takes the time to admire how beautiful that Juliet is “But you could still use it against her, only to mess with Zion a little.”
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Romeo laughs softly and nods his head “You and your sister had an argument, didn’t you? You could but I agree that you are too nice.”
Romeo then smiles at Juliet and takes the time to admire how beautiful that Juliet is “But you could still use it against her, only to mess with Zion a little.”
Romeo then smiles at Juliet and takes the time to admire how beautiful that Juliet is “But you could still use it against her, only to mess with Zion a little.”
“Uh, I imagine they use fingers or toys? You know, I don’t actually know but I imagine it is something along those lines.”
Romeo gently scratched his upper lip and then smiles at Juliet. Romeo exhales softly and then smiles at Juliet “What are you going to do now that you know about it, Jules?”
Romeo gently scratched his upper lip and then smiles at Juliet. Romeo exhales softly and then smiles at Juliet “What are you going to do now that you know about it, Jules?”
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
“Uh, I imagine they use fingers or toys? You know, I don’t actually know but I imagine it is something along those lines.”
Romeo gently scratched his upper lip and then smiles at Juliet. Romeo exhales softly and then smiles at Juliet “What are you going to do now that you know about it, Jules?”
Romeo gently scratched his upper lip and then smiles at Juliet. Romeo exhales softly and then smiles at Juliet “What are you going to do now that you know about it, Jules?”
“You are best friends with Chrissy and we both know she isn’t straight.” Romeo laughs softly because he still understands Juliet’s concerns.
“Of course I would love to meet your mom and step mom, also I walked past the Munson trailer and Zion and the girl Munson, Florence? I heard… noises.”
“Of course I would love to meet your mom and step mom, also I walked past the Munson trailer and Zion and the girl Munson, Florence? I heard… noises.”
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
“You are best friends with Chrissy and we both know she isn’t straight.” Romeo laughs softly because he still understands Juliet’s concerns.
“Of course I would love to meet your mom and step mom, also I walked past the Munson trailer and Zion and the girl Munson, Florence? I heard… noises.”
“Of course I would love to meet your mom and step mom, also I walked past the Munson trailer and Zion and the girl Munson, Florence? I heard… noises.”
Romeo nods his head in response of Juliet’s question and smiles. Romeo then pressed a kiss on Juliet’s forehead.
“I think that is a great idea baby, plus I really think your mom will want to find the mysterious boy who stole her first born daughter’s heart, right? I’d love to meet your mom.”
“I think that is a great idea baby, plus I really think your mom will want to find the mysterious boy who stole her first born daughter’s heart, right? I’d love to meet your mom.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Romeo nods his head in response of Juliet’s question and smiles. Romeo then pressed a kiss on Juliet’s forehead.
“I think that is a great idea baby, plus I really think your mom will want to find the mysterious boy who stole her first born daughter’s heart, right? I’d love to meet your mom.”
“I think that is a great idea baby, plus I really think your mom will want to find the mysterious boy who stole her first born daughter’s heart, right? I’d love to meet your mom.”
“I don’t think you are being tricky baby, this is your family we are talking about and that definitely deserves more than a five minute discussion.”
Romeo then presses a few kisses on Juliet’s lips “Just know that no matter what decision you make I am always going to be right here by your side.”
Romeo then presses a few kisses on Juliet’s lips “Just know that no matter what decision you make I am always going to be right here by your side.”
December 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
“I don’t think you are being tricky baby, this is your family we are talking about and that definitely deserves more than a five minute discussion.”
Romeo then presses a few kisses on Juliet’s lips “Just know that no matter what decision you make I am always going to be right here by your side.”
Romeo then presses a few kisses on Juliet’s lips “Just know that no matter what decision you make I am always going to be right here by your side.”
Romeo shakes his head and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead before smiling and looking into Juliet’s eyes whilst caressing her face
“You don’t have to worry about that baby. My parents are almost always out so mostly it is just Chrissy and I at home anyway, it’ll be okay baby, I promise.”
“You don’t have to worry about that baby. My parents are almost always out so mostly it is just Chrissy and I at home anyway, it’ll be okay baby, I promise.”
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Romeo shakes his head and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead before smiling and looking into Juliet’s eyes whilst caressing her face
“You don’t have to worry about that baby. My parents are almost always out so mostly it is just Chrissy and I at home anyway, it’ll be okay baby, I promise.”
“You don’t have to worry about that baby. My parents are almost always out so mostly it is just Chrissy and I at home anyway, it’ll be okay baby, I promise.”
“In the same house if you wanted her to baby, anything that you need.” Romeo smiles whilst caressing Juliet’s face. Romeo places another kiss on Juliet’s forehead.
“Are you thinking an idea in that beautiful brain of yours baby? I’d love to hear what you’re thinking if you’re willing to share.”
“Are you thinking an idea in that beautiful brain of yours baby? I’d love to hear what you’re thinking if you’re willing to share.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
“In the same house if you wanted her to baby, anything that you need.” Romeo smiles whilst caressing Juliet’s face. Romeo places another kiss on Juliet’s forehead.
“Are you thinking an idea in that beautiful brain of yours baby? I’d love to hear what you’re thinking if you’re willing to share.”
“Are you thinking an idea in that beautiful brain of yours baby? I’d love to hear what you’re thinking if you’re willing to share.”
Romeo nods his head because he truly understands Juliet’s concerns about leaving her family and so instead Romeo just places a kiss on Juliet’s forehead.
“Okay beautiful but if you do change your mind about the invitation I gave you later it will never be too late, yeah? I love you Juliet.”
“Okay beautiful but if you do change your mind about the invitation I gave you later it will never be too late, yeah? I love you Juliet.”
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Romeo nods his head because he truly understands Juliet’s concerns about leaving her family and so instead Romeo just places a kiss on Juliet’s forehead.
“Okay beautiful but if you do change your mind about the invitation I gave you later it will never be too late, yeah? I love you Juliet.”
“Okay beautiful but if you do change your mind about the invitation I gave you later it will never be too late, yeah? I love you Juliet.”
“You could always come to my house, heck you could even move in with me if you wanted too. I do have my apartment area anyway, it’s too much room for just me. What do you say?”
Romeo smiles at Juliet and lifts his shoulders. “Who knows, it might actually be fun but at least think about it.”
Romeo smiles at Juliet and lifts his shoulders. “Who knows, it might actually be fun but at least think about it.”
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“You could always come to my house, heck you could even move in with me if you wanted too. I do have my apartment area anyway, it’s too much room for just me. What do you say?”
Romeo smiles at Juliet and lifts his shoulders. “Who knows, it might actually be fun but at least think about it.”
Romeo smiles at Juliet and lifts his shoulders. “Who knows, it might actually be fun but at least think about it.”
“You know I can really milk in babe by doing things like this.” Romeo gently places a kiss on Juliet’s lips before smiling.
“I can also do things like this.” Romeo then places playful kisses on Juliet’s neck and shoulders “Anything you need me to do so we can mess with your brother together.”
“I can also do things like this.” Romeo then places playful kisses on Juliet’s neck and shoulders “Anything you need me to do so we can mess with your brother together.”
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“You know I can really milk in babe by doing things like this.” Romeo gently places a kiss on Juliet’s lips before smiling.
“I can also do things like this.” Romeo then places playful kisses on Juliet’s neck and shoulders “Anything you need me to do so we can mess with your brother together.”
“I can also do things like this.” Romeo then places playful kisses on Juliet’s neck and shoulders “Anything you need me to do so we can mess with your brother together.”
Romeo laughs and picks Juliet up into his arms and holds Juliet in place after wrapping her legs around his waist and Romeo then smiles.
“I think that I can deal with your mom fussing, as long as I get to gush over how amazing her daughter, my beautiful girlfriend and future wife is.”
“I think that I can deal with your mom fussing, as long as I get to gush over how amazing her daughter, my beautiful girlfriend and future wife is.”
December 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Romeo laughs and picks Juliet up into his arms and holds Juliet in place after wrapping her legs around his waist and Romeo then smiles.
“I think that I can deal with your mom fussing, as long as I get to gush over how amazing her daughter, my beautiful girlfriend and future wife is.”
“I think that I can deal with your mom fussing, as long as I get to gush over how amazing her daughter, my beautiful girlfriend and future wife is.”
“Do we know the same Joyce Byers? THE Joyce Byers owns a leather jacket? I really should not be surprised when her daughter’s are bad ass too.”
Romeo laughs softly and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead and then her lips. “Jokes aside I am excited to meet your mom for the first time.”
Romeo laughs softly and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead and then her lips. “Jokes aside I am excited to meet your mom for the first time.”
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
“Do we know the same Joyce Byers? THE Joyce Byers owns a leather jacket? I really should not be surprised when her daughter’s are bad ass too.”
Romeo laughs softly and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead and then her lips. “Jokes aside I am excited to meet your mom for the first time.”
Romeo laughs softly and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead and then her lips. “Jokes aside I am excited to meet your mom for the first time.”
Romeo laughs softly and nods his head before placing a kiss on Juliet’s forehead “T-shirt and jeans, no expensive wine worth more than your house, noted.”
Romeo then smiles warmly at Juliet “I assume a leather jacket will be too risky? I feel like your mom will see leather and lose her mind.”
Romeo then smiles warmly at Juliet “I assume a leather jacket will be too risky? I feel like your mom will see leather and lose her mind.”
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Romeo laughs softly and nods his head before placing a kiss on Juliet’s forehead “T-shirt and jeans, no expensive wine worth more than your house, noted.”
Romeo then smiles warmly at Juliet “I assume a leather jacket will be too risky? I feel like your mom will see leather and lose her mind.”
Romeo then smiles warmly at Juliet “I assume a leather jacket will be too risky? I feel like your mom will see leather and lose her mind.”
“You know I can never say no to your mom’s cooking, don’t get me wrong or anything because I am grateful to the personal chef but nothing hits better than a cooked meal from mom.”
Romeo gently takes Juliet in his arms “Should I wear a tuxedo and bring some expensive wine and flowers? I should.”
Romeo gently takes Juliet in his arms “Should I wear a tuxedo and bring some expensive wine and flowers? I should.”
November 30, 2025 at 9:32 AM
“You know I can never say no to your mom’s cooking, don’t get me wrong or anything because I am grateful to the personal chef but nothing hits better than a cooked meal from mom.”
Romeo gently takes Juliet in his arms “Should I wear a tuxedo and bring some expensive wine and flowers? I should.”
Romeo gently takes Juliet in his arms “Should I wear a tuxedo and bring some expensive wine and flowers? I should.”
“Chrissy doesn’t really like to show people that she has nice things because she feels like it means that she is showing off.”
Romeo smiles and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead “You can really text anyone, as long as they have one too, or a cellphone and I’m offering so it doesn’t count”
Romeo smiles and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead “You can really text anyone, as long as they have one too, or a cellphone and I’m offering so it doesn’t count”
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
“Chrissy doesn’t really like to show people that she has nice things because she feels like it means that she is showing off.”
Romeo smiles and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead “You can really text anyone, as long as they have one too, or a cellphone and I’m offering so it doesn’t count”
Romeo smiles and then presses a kiss on Juliet’s forehead “You can really text anyone, as long as they have one too, or a cellphone and I’m offering so it doesn’t count”
“Right, of course! please call me, but let me show you something because I think you will find this really cool.” Romeo smiles and pulls out his pager.
“Go ahead and check it out, something tells me that you will love what you find and if you do I will buy you one, consider it a gift from me.”
“Go ahead and check it out, something tells me that you will love what you find and if you do I will buy you one, consider it a gift from me.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
“Right, of course! please call me, but let me show you something because I think you will find this really cool.” Romeo smiles and pulls out his pager.
“Go ahead and check it out, something tells me that you will love what you find and if you do I will buy you one, consider it a gift from me.”
“Go ahead and check it out, something tells me that you will love what you find and if you do I will buy you one, consider it a gift from me.”
Romeo is rubbing Juliet’s back to comfort her and smiles warmly after placing a kiss on Juliet’s forehead and then Romeo looks into Juliet’s eyes
“I have an idea. Why don’t you text me whenever Will wants to go anywhere? I can pick him up, bring him home and even stick around if he wants me too”
“I have an idea. Why don’t you text me whenever Will wants to go anywhere? I can pick him up, bring him home and even stick around if he wants me too”
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Romeo is rubbing Juliet’s back to comfort her and smiles warmly after placing a kiss on Juliet’s forehead and then Romeo looks into Juliet’s eyes
“I have an idea. Why don’t you text me whenever Will wants to go anywhere? I can pick him up, bring him home and even stick around if he wants me too”
“I have an idea. Why don’t you text me whenever Will wants to go anywhere? I can pick him up, bring him home and even stick around if he wants me too”
Romeo sits down on one of the chairs whilst leaving the bed for someone who is more hurt or sick than him. Romeo then smiles at Juliet.
“Chrissy too. She would always be hurt, somehow and our parents would always be so worried about her. I can understand why now because I worry about her too.”
“Chrissy too. She would always be hurt, somehow and our parents would always be so worried about her. I can understand why now because I worry about her too.”
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Romeo sits down on one of the chairs whilst leaving the bed for someone who is more hurt or sick than him. Romeo then smiles at Juliet.
“Chrissy too. She would always be hurt, somehow and our parents would always be so worried about her. I can understand why now because I worry about her too.”
“Chrissy too. She would always be hurt, somehow and our parents would always be so worried about her. I can understand why now because I worry about her too.”