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Garth
@jockwolf-garth.bsky.social
One Massive Wolf Jock 🐺🏈 // Full Time Boof // Professional Stud // Your Macro GOD // Huge Himbo // Big Dude With An Even Bigger Ego //
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🏖🍑Suns Out, Buns Out🍑🏖

I told them I knew "the perfect spot" on the beach to hang out, might have left out a few details, be careful when trusting a macro, might end up becoming the butt of a joke...

YCH from @MacroRyRy on Twitter‼️
Featuring a few pals 🤭
Losing football team becoming my post-game snack after being put in place on the global stage, better as fuel for my body than players, make my uniform all the tighter on me for your former fans to salivate over, might just keep the captain around as a lucky insole
September 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Sweaty jockpaw to the back of your puny head, pressing your face against the couch I spent the last hour imprinting my post-game sweat-slicked ass on

You don't deserve the real deal, huff that steaming fucking imprint, cuck
September 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Can y'all tell I like flaunting having a beefcake ass or should I post about it pulverizing cities a few dozen more times
September 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hairy macro jock butt looming over your country while that thick musky ass fogs up the air, with a big stupid tail wagging fast enough to cause hurricane force winds, just a big dude showing off his best assets to you groveling bugs ;)
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Dude, just saying, you'd look waaaay better contributing to my body, yeah man, don't you wanna be part of something better and bigger than yourself? Your friends are already stewing in my gut, probably just mush by now, come on, really tryna bulk up, down the hatch bro.
September 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Landscaping would be so much easier if I really was city sized and could eat my crew for dicking around on the jobsite, or toss them in my hot rank work boots, either works
September 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Country sized wolf jock propping up his thick meaty soles over your pathetic little city, skyline filled with those beefy toes, fogging up the air, don't choke on me, yet 😈
September 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Massive dads ripping massive ass send tweet
September 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Y'all like big beefy footballers? Cuz you'll be getting one real soon...
August 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Jocks with huge hairy asses >>>>
August 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My guiltiest of pleasures
August 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Will continue answering anonymous questions sometime in the future, but feel free to send em for when that time rolls around
Been ages since I've done these anonymous message things, and the first time doing it over on this app, go to town

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August 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The size of my thumb nail is THE perfect size, small enough to go unnoticed but big enough to be a decent plaything, I'd highkey marry a dude that small
August 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Duh it's my boot, not gonna smell like roses dork, enjoy your stay
August 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
That's soley dependant on how useful you can make yourself, and how bored I am 🥱
August 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Watching Bakugan when I was younger, I just saw a bunch of badass giant monsters and was like "yeah I wanna be like that" and that ended up awakening a whole lotta shit
August 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Trust me I know, and thanks!
August 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Do you have any idea how expensive it is to buy enough protien packed food to fuel all 310Ibs of a quaterback? You're going down the hatch without a second thought lol, gotta save money where you can
August 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Resistance is always encouraged, but pointless, breaking a micro into submissivness is half the fun of getting a new toy
August 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Garth's been a wolf from the start but a handful of years ago when getting him redesigned I did briefly consider making him a bear
August 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Food is food I'm not picky
August 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ʍouʞ ɹǝʌǝu noʎ ʇᴉq ʇuǝɔǝp ɐ lǝʌɐɹʇ I ʎǝH
August 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Goes for anyone but honestly I'm more than down to chat with people in dms, no promises I'm always super timely tho
August 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Not even remotely my kinkiest but definitely my favorite, probably gonna get this scenario commissioned at some point
August 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM