Jodigsplants
jodigsplants.bsky.social
Jodigsplants
@jodigsplants.bsky.social
Gardening is cheaper than therapy, plus you get tomatoes!
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
You're out if your depth here. Meow 🐈
June 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
@vp.govpeeps.us why are you here? Meow 🐈
June 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I made dolls! You know the kind I mean. The kind that I will burn under the full moon after setting my intentions and casting a banishment spell. I can show you a picture if you want to see them.
March 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Reposted by Jodigsplants
Blaming Canada for pulling your alcohol from shelves after your government initiated an unnecessary, dumb-as-fuck trade war is peak flying monkey to an abuser behaviour

Speak to your government if you want your product back on Canadian shelves. They’re the ones who started it
March 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dear all cryptids located in our National Parks and forests,
now is your time to shine!! We volunteer the greedy politicians that want to pillage within your borders as tribute. And we promise to leave you alone after this is all done and dusted.
Sincerely, those that believe in you!
March 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Anyone know what John Hinckley is up to?
March 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Oh Dems...wtf? You voted against removing taxes on tips and overtime?? Hmm, looks like my big push will be NO INCUMBENTS!!
February 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Honestly, at this point, I'm down for a mummy curse, the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse or alien abduction. Stop this planet, I wanna get off!!
February 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So, if the Dept of Education is gone, does that include my husband's student loans we've been paying on for 30 years? Maybe I'll just hold onto the money.
February 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM