Ash G.
@jodylandon.bsky.social
Carolina girl, best in the world 🌴🌙
Something about Lester Holt distinguished ass saying “freak offs” disturbs my soul.
May 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Something about Lester Holt distinguished ass saying “freak offs” disturbs my soul.
Just called a YN “honey” at the oil change place. A whole ass Auntie 🤣😂
February 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just called a YN “honey” at the oil change place. A whole ass Auntie 🤣😂
Looking through a slide deck at work and had to remind folks to capitalize the “B” in Black when referring to Black folks. Liiiikkkeee…*insert confused hand movement*
February 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Looking through a slide deck at work and had to remind folks to capitalize the “B” in Black when referring to Black folks. Liiiikkkeee…*insert confused hand movement*
Captain America: Brave New Word is for #BlackHistoryMonth not Valentine’s Day. It just keeps getting better.
February 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Captain America: Brave New Word is for #BlackHistoryMonth not Valentine’s Day. It just keeps getting better.
How many times have you watched K Dot halftime show? Yes.
February 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
How many times have you watched K Dot halftime show? Yes.
How we do the math on a company that “supports DEI” but also donated to Trump?? Do we regroup carry the one or just substract ten 🤔
February 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
How we do the math on a company that “supports DEI” but also donated to Trump?? Do we regroup carry the one or just substract ten 🤔
And y’all can forget about tax refunds. Elon in the Treasury’s payment system.
February 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
And y’all can forget about tax refunds. Elon in the Treasury’s payment system.
“We’re only doing things the African American way for the next 28 days.”
Happy Black History Month 💚❤️🖤
Happy Black History Month 💚❤️🖤
February 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
“We’re only doing things the African American way for the next 28 days.”
Happy Black History Month 💚❤️🖤
Happy Black History Month 💚❤️🖤
I never shopped at WalMart, and now I have to add Target to the list. Where we shopping now??
January 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I never shopped at WalMart, and now I have to add Target to the list. Where we shopping now??
Not y’all falling for 🤡🍊 Tik Tok stunt. Anything to garner your favor and help you forget.
January 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Not y’all falling for 🤡🍊 Tik Tok stunt. Anything to garner your favor and help you forget.
We knew he wouldn’t get jail time, but a convicted felon as President is WILD. Who in the whole wide world gon take America seriously now? Answer, nobody 🤡🍊
January 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
We knew he wouldn’t get jail time, but a convicted felon as President is WILD. Who in the whole wide world gon take America seriously now? Answer, nobody 🤡🍊
So y’all are we watching the new soap opera “Beyond the Gates”?? It premieres Feb. 25th on CBS.
January 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
So y’all are we watching the new soap opera “Beyond the Gates”?? It premieres Feb. 25th on CBS.
They getting on your nerves? Write their name on a piece of paper. Put it in your shoe. Walk on it for 3-5 days. Thank me later. 😉
December 29, 2024 at 10:04 PM
They getting on your nerves? Write their name on a piece of paper. Put it in your shoe. Walk on it for 3-5 days. Thank me later. 😉
Does taking down Christmas decorations make y’all sad too? Everything looks so drab and boring now 😕
December 27, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Does taking down Christmas decorations make y’all sad too? Everything looks so drab and boring now 😕
YOU BETTA DANCE BLUE!! 🐝🐝🐝
December 25, 2024 at 11:24 PM
YOU BETTA DANCE BLUE!! 🐝🐝🐝
Automatic reply locked and loaded…we outta here baby 💋✌🏾
December 19, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Automatic reply locked and loaded…we outta here baby 💋✌🏾
End of year awards for employees who go “above and beyond” feel like a celebration for being overworked and underpaid. Keep that shit. #ThatsNotMyJob
December 18, 2024 at 2:04 PM
End of year awards for employees who go “above and beyond” feel like a celebration for being overworked and underpaid. Keep that shit. #ThatsNotMyJob
I’m not meeting, discussing, planning, preparing nothing else! I’m only here so I don’t get fired. #MentallyOOO #AutoReplyActivated
December 17, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I’m not meeting, discussing, planning, preparing nothing else! I’m only here so I don’t get fired. #MentallyOOO #AutoReplyActivated
December 2, 2024 at 1:55 AM
We are THE University of South Carolina 🏈🖤🐔
November 30, 2024 at 10:28 PM
We are THE University of South Carolina 🏈🖤🐔
