I'm riding with the outlaw cowboy today, it's also Willie Nelson's birthday.

Can he cover him in cement instead?

You got a hand it to the Oompa Loompa world of Donald Trump. They're the best we'll ever get at making a crisis out of exactly nothing so that they look important fixing nothing.

Breaker Breaker uno nueve!

Emotional needs cats FTW! Still doesn't beat my margarita on a leash.

Who better to lead the greatest mass of sexual predators assembled under God than the most famous, the most proud sexual predator himself, Jeffrey Epstein's best pal Donald Trump. Perfect.

I'm a concert and music event photographer. This is not what I see, walking through thousands of happy dancers at almost any music festival. Maybe I'm focused on the right kinds of music for entertainment. Whatever, I'm grateful for what I see and capture - non-specific generations loving life.

And definitely family vacation planned around peeing on the gravesite 🙌

I'm buying a freaking case. It's going to be beautiful.

Donald Trump never wanted the presidency. It just happens that Project 2025 (corporate dismantling of democracy) and Russian (extreme destabilization) interests align and he's the perfect fool/tool. He can drool occasional insanities for appearance & golf, MAGA can cheer. How it all ends.

Indeed.

We have to remember the POS who now runs FBI and it all becomes clear.

In other news, if Trump said "I haven't experienced youth since Stormy Daniels" Newsmax would be pimping 14 year olds for him. But yeah, CNN.

I'm so happy they've worked it all out.