Okay so apparently Apple TV movies and shows aren’t made using exclusively Apple products?!??????

Just had to go to a sandwich shop and outloud say “yeah I’ll have the gobbler” in case anyone was wondering how my day’s going.

Call me a cover letter the way no one lookin at me

@pablo.show can we get a deep dive into the NFL. Disguised voices. Shadow obscured interviews. On why the league doesn’t flag offensive players for helmet to helmet, and why they don’t review “defenseless receiver” penalties to see if it’s actually the offensive players fault. CBTM

Still not over the way Derrick Henry full on passed up a touchdown just because he wanted to pump slap that boy so bad 😭

Penn State v. Notre Dame. Two teams that major in choke jobs. Real battle of “Who Wants it Less?”. Could have been called the Spencer’s Choker Bowl™.

An ex-situationship just hit me with a “hey stranger”. God is testing me and buddy, I have not studied.

Cybertruck Bomber using Chat GPT to plan his attack makes him initially going to Las Vegas, New Mexico instead of Nevada 10000000x funnier 💀

I’m normally against high taxes but I think we could balance the budget here via a 100-percent levy on morons

You’re laughing? Arizona State and Cam Skattebo have Christian McCaffrey like this in the basement of Mercedes-Benz Stadium. And you’re laughing.

Will be watching intently tonight and tomorrow to see if the talking heads call Skattebo a “Leader” and “Scrappy” or “A locker room cancer and a thug”

Sometimes I wonder how the median American voter can be so stupid and uninformed.

And then I go to a college football game and see how many lifelong diehard fans don’t understand the One-Foot Rule, or the fact that BOTH Pass Interference and Defensive Holding exists.

Workshopping tweets on BlueSky before they go on the main stage.

Something about Gaetzkeeping.

I need an actors on actors but with Luigi and Gypsy Rose