Spagastrophe

Broken physically, or software-y. Is that even a word?

A more unhinged way to start a year I cannot imagine.

First half, very good. Second half, quite ridiculous.

Nah, it is. It’s embarrassing and frustrating how far off the pace UK wages are. A pal works for a US pharma co over here and he’s only one person I know who comments how other markets are now looking at the UK as cheap labour. Dreadful indictment of the country’s management over the last 20 years

The 14 year old inside me is screaming right now. Fucking banana skins everywhere

Think of the ✨viral content✨ potential though!

Why, do you keep losing?

And the mindless, endless engagement bait. Oh my GOD.

Organised fun. What joy.

I like to say “can I just stop you there” midway through someone’s sentence, and then walk off.

It’s not subtle, but it’s effective.

Finally, an end to having to butcher an iPad to achieve a (probably inferior) solution to an Apple Echo Show!