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joebburns.bsky.social
@joebburns.bsky.social
Right. He’ll be up for the next vacancy in the Regime. Just like the rest of them, all in the Epstein files.
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
But, he’s full of shit, so…
December 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
These cretins make authoritarian statements in public’s every day. Stop with making this shit up.
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
But it is perfect for this time of MAGA. And such a nice surprise! He had no idea!

I hear they will now have to book Lee Greenwood, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock for rotating four-month runs, interspersed with various military bands under orders to perform.
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
No, it won’t. Trump extorted the head of state of another country on a recorded telephone line. He planned the attempted overthrow of the government and it played out live on television. He will never be held accountable for any of his crimes.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Right on brand. Screw your allies/victims, reward the bad actors, and proclaim peace in our time. Give him a f’n Nobel Prize already and maybe he’ll stop.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
That should help the US tourism industry
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Well, while they’re at it…
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Tell Rev. Woolf what his rights are, you bullshitter.
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Nah, I think it was the Dodgers. In 11.
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The world is realigning alright …
October 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That’s the plan, with a carve out for those that will pay the requisite bribe…I mean fee to stay
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Calling John Yoo…
September 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
She is MAGA personified, a common scold offering nothing of substance. She sucks.
September 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
So, you’re not a Mets fan?
September 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Unimaginably poor take. No more Ezra Klein podcast for me, thanks.
September 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM