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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 2d

On the shelf right next to Flahavan's Oatmeal.

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 2d

What's for lunch? It's #misspellingmonday

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 3d

My ex-girlfriend told me I had the sex appeal of a movie star. I found out later she meant Armin Mueller-Stahl.

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 4d

“I’m Still, With Some Difficulty, Standing” –Elton John, age 78

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 5d

Dear MTA, instead of just telling us where the alligators are on the platform, how about doing something about the alligator problem?!?

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 7d

One of my favorite fun facts: Veronica Cartwright co-starred with Doodles Weaver in THE BIRDS. Years later, she would co-star with his niece, Sigourney, in ALIEN.

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 7d

Spooky season is back and so are my creepy pumpkins at TeePublic. Now you can get your favorite individual pumpkin on a shirt. Choose from “Chaz,” “Edward” or “Gahan.”

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/3536...

Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 7d

Jane Goodall loved this Gary Larson cartoon. R.I.P.

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 11d

These two roles were separated by less than 10 years, and as an American, I can relate.

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 15d

"So, what is Tylenol, anyway?"

“Oh, it's a big pretty white pill with red stripes, curtains in the window and wheels and it looks like a big airplane!”

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 16d

Spot The #MisspellingMonday

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 16d

Here’s mine in this week’s issue of The New Yorker

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 17d

When I want to get out of doing something, I say "Why should I? It won't bring Carl Weathers back."

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 20d

Why wasn’t SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME called THE AMASSING SPIDER-MEN?

Just pretend I made this joke four years ago, OK?

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 23d

Finally someone has the courage to say it! Thank you!

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 23d

In the 1930s, people complained that this was “too woke”

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 28d

One thing is for sure, Democrats pushing for stricter gun laws is what led to this, according to someone in the GOP tomorrow, probably.

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 28d

The most realistic part of "Seinfeld" is that whenever New Yorkers need to do some soul searching, they go to Santa Monica.

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · 29d

My guess: Electric refrigerators with a freezer inside were the latest modern convenience at that time, but unlike with an old icebox, they had to be defrosted, which involved knocking the ice off with a hammer. Lois was preparing to do that, but Clark has taken care of it with his pinky finger.

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · Sep 3

Oh sure, everyone loves the show DEXTER, but if I go out and kill someone it's "illegal."

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · Sep 3

Salma Hayek was born on September 2, 1966, making her exactly one day older than me. Happy birthday grandma!

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · Sep 2

Great thread, and my latest excuse to repost this image:

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · Sep 1

Please do not defile my timeline with AI slop. Thank you.

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · Sep 1

Of course, Trump's alive. Don't you know the dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural?

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Joe Dator @joedator.bsky.social · Aug 29

King Vitaman being a live action cereal mascot used to give me the same creepy vibe as the Swedish Chef having real human hands.

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