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Joe Ditzel
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When the AI bubble crashes, can we convert the ginormous data centers into homes for the unhoused?
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Time for the annual wallet clean out. (CoryVB/Threads).
January 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
BREAKING: Steven Miller orders ICE to deport all Venezuelan citizens to Cuba.
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
He wants to be Putin so bad, he can taste it.
January 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Playing a golden oldie out here. Are things going badly on the homefront and even your loyal base is leaving (Marj, Bannon, etc.)? Start a war in a foreign country! It's worked before, why not for you!
January 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Today in sports history 01-01-26:

In 1902, Michigan wrecked Stanford 49–0 in First Rose Bowl game, in what was then called the Tournament East–West game.
January 1, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Why is the sky blue?

ChatGPT these days: What you are really asking is, "Why is the sky blue?" It's blue because it is either the bluest blue or less blue at other times. Most scientists say it is blue. Some think indigo. Other lean toward robin's egg or even cobalt. What was the question?
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Looking back on 2025, I'd like to express my thanks for the small things; little bright spots in life.
December 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
What's it called when you reveal yourself as part of the swamp you promised to drain.
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
You might be overthinking it.
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Fun Historical Fact: Christmas 1937, a thick fog in West London grew so dense that Charlton goalkeeper Sam Bartram remained on the pitch long after the match had been canceled, unaware the other players had left. A Gloucestershire newspaper said "a search party had to go out to bring him in."
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The sleight-of-hand orange man strikes again.
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Didn’t cry at Hamnet. I’m not a monster. I sobbed for a week after the Habs choked in the 2021 Stanley Cup Final and lost to Tampa Bay, a hockey team from friggin Florida, 4–1.
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Fun fact: The Golden State Valkyries set all-time WNBA records in their 2025 inaugural season, leading the league with an average of 18,064 fans per home game, selling out all 22 home games at Chase Center for a total of 397,408 attendees. Wow!
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Mike Stivic: You know, you are totally incomprehensible.

Archie Bunker: Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense.
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
From affordability to climate safety, the 7 best states to move to in 2026 according to Homelight:

Affordability: South Dakota
Job growth: Utah
Education and health: Massachusetts
Safety and stability: New Hampshire
Quality of life: Nebraska
Climate safety: Vermont
Remote work: Idaho
December 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Top 10 burger joints in America according to The Tasting Table, in order counting down to #1:

Fatburger
Bareburger
Whataburger
7th St Burger
BurgerFi
The Habit Burger Grill
Culver's
Shake Shack
Five Guys
In-N-Out Burger
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
RIP Ella Cook and the other victims of the violence at Brown University.
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
RIP Rob and Michele Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
"My leadership skills? Well, I was the mayor of the Starbucks across the street on Foursquare."
December 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
#BamaRush is driving huge enrollment increases at Southern schools like Bama, Ole Miss and the University of Tennessee. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Why Gen Z is flocking to SEC universities
The ultimate college experience is social and Southern.
www.yahoo.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Flowers and Bread was a hip restaurant that was open a short time before the pandemic forced them to shut the doors. Maybe you want to open a cool eatery but how will you ever come up with a hip name with VIBES? Why, the Hipster Business Name Generator, of course.

www.hipsterbusiness.name#6EfbzEHQ
Hipster Business Name Generator
www.hipsterbusiness.name
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Super funny story of Mitch Hedberg freestyling jokes in the wild. We miss you, Mitch.

www.youtube.com/shorts/7WzvF...
How Mitch Hedberg’s MIND Worked 😆🤯 #mitchhedberg #wemightbedrunk #comedy
YouTube video by Funny Bomb Squad
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Fun fact: A guy in Hamilton straight-up stole a city bus… and then ran the route perfectly. Picked up passengers. Made every stop. Even told someone with an expired pass to pay the fare. Police called it theft; commuters called it the most reliable service they’d had all week.
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
At the 2010 Masters, Phil Mickelson pulled off a clutch shot at the 13th hole that helped him pull ahead and stave off a charging Tiger Woods while battling playing partner Lee Westwood, winning his 3rd green jacket.

www.youtube.com/shorts/X4gzS...
This Shouldn't Have Been Possible!? #shorts
YouTube video by 3putt
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM