I'm sure that this sort of thing is considered #relatable content for the average Torygraph reader!

I managed to get one from someone else and am already here, if that helps, mighty Bretwalda?

Was it a breakfast buffet?

Why, it's almost as if I, a random follower of yours who is a total stranger to you, doesn't automatically have your complete, unwavering trust now that you've allowed me into this walled garden with its radiant, azure firmament! 🧐

I am shocked - SHOCKED, I say - at your quite sensible question! 😆