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Joe Goes Over
@joehansbarger.bsky.social
Sort of a YouTuber, primarily about a cowardly cartoon dog that isn't named Courage

YouTube: http://youtube.com/JoeGoesOver
At least you're prepared if you suddenly gain invisibility.
December 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I dunno.

Lou Scheimer never got any sleep on Christmas Eve from all the ghosts visiting him to mend his miserly ways.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This actually came up in conversation around our table.

Then it devolved into a general discussion of various sex acts and their slang, which may or may not have culminated in a realization that there's a name for a mostly harmless maneuver I may or may not have enjoyed in my younger days.
a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
ALT: a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
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November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The best part of indoctrination is when the kids are too young to know what any of it means.

Not only did I have no fucking idea what "allegiance" meant or what the "constitution" was, but I heard "which it stands" and thought they were saying "witch's stands" and pictured old crones on podiums.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
It's the nerd equivalent of Ford vs. Chevy.
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It had the same gravitas as General Zod yelling at Jor-El: "You will bow down before me! Both you, and then one day, your heirs!"
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
As if the worst fucking people on the planet aren't usually dressed in expensive, tailored business suits...
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'll bet you even know which silverware to use, Mr. Hoity Toity.
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
There are SO many other books and movies out there for fuck's sake. Find one that doesn't support hate.

And I'm gonna be blunt: it wasn't until all the TERF bullshit of hers came out that I stopped and started to reexamine her writing and, fuck me, she often really was a hack.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
That... kinda looks like a selfie of the back of my head.
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
And thank you for watching it!
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I take off both my wedding ring and smartwatch every time I do dishes or shower.

I put my ring over the end of my smartwatch's band for safekeeping and put it back on immediately after drying off.

This is because I am terrified of losing it.

"Forgets her ring" is code for "hates her husband".
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Didn't we already know about Copperfield a few years ago...?
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
As much as I hate Reagan and consider him Ground Zero for today's corrupt, fascist Republican Party, Ford deserves as much credit for pardoning Nixon, thus creating the precedent that a president is above the law.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Wait a minute.

Wasn't a pie maker the nemesis for Strawberry Shortcake?

WTF did 1980s cartoons have against bakers?
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
There's probably an obscure color of kryptonite that could accomplish that.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The only "moving" that should involve Dick Cheney is when he's pushed through Satan's anus.
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Why say it in fourteen words when he could say it in eighty-eight of them?
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I try doing that to my dog when she wants to go out and I just need five minutes to finish something.

The problem is, we just got new carpet, so she has all the bargaining chips.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Brenda Lee was only thirteen when she recorded "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree".

I only learned that a couple of days ago.
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I know it's still early, but that has to be the coolest thing I've read today.

As an eight-year-old, after I got my first card at my local library, I devoured their 'Peanuts' collection.

This "story" would have been instantly recognizable to me.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
That sentiment has to be extra painful/poignant coming from someone with a YouTube channel.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM