I, meanwhile, misread that as "Newsroom" and was like "yeah. I get that. It wasn't one of Sorkin's best efforts."

AKA the Homelander method of parenting.

Since it's hard to Alt Text manually uploaded GIFs; it's the scene in "The Rock" where Nic Cage shoots a rocket into Tony Todd, first asking if he likes the song "Rocket Man" before telling him he is the rocket man.

You forgot the pressed garlic.

It's another favorite of theirs, particularly when it comes to cancer or rabies.

Well...shit.

More coconut for me! Do you prefer Cherry Cordials or raspberry? We can trade.

Honestly? I'd have been the same.

I just went with "Starship Troopers" because it was the first non TV-series thing on my shelf I spottted.

Wait...they're *blocking* you?

They...they do know there's an unfollow button, right?

"Send Help" is great.

I can only describe it as "what if Sam Raimi directed an episode of LOST?"

I saw it last weekend. And, to quote Jason Mantzoukas, it was bonkers. Best I can say without spoilers? Imagine if Sam Raimi directed an episode of LOST.

And we're talking Evil Dead Raimi, not Spider-Man Raimi.

Because we vent any rage we haven't fed to the geese in hocky and/or lacrosse games.

If those don't work, there's always pressed garlic.

(/s)

"Boba Fett? Where?!"

The one bone I will throw Episode 2 is that Kid Boba Fett was more actively bad-ass than he was in Empire or Jedi.

Little dude almost took out Obi-Wan twice.

Ah, FilmTwitter.

Inhabited solely by people like this dude I saw at Starbucks once back in university who claimed the Academy lost "all credibility" by giving Heath Ledger his post-humous Oscar.

He also clamed that Best Animated Picture shouldn't exist because cartoons are for "kids and r-words."

I can *hear* that post.

(Repost because I messed up the original Alt Text. Apologies).

*drag meme out of storage*

And yet somehow? People tend to walk away from a surface-level reading of Greek myths thinking Hades is the worst of the lot.