JoeKing
@joekingaround.bsky.social
Hi! My name's Joe, and I'm a Jokeaholic.
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JoeKing
@joekingaround.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Gonna use this platform to tell puns.
Was thinking of what content to do here and had to partake in some blue sky thinking.
Was thinking of what content to do here and had to partake in some blue sky thinking.
February 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Watched the last ever Vera last night.
Hope they make a Spin-Off called Stanhope where she spends her time in the Stanhope Arms helping her former colleagues solve murders in exchange for alcohol.
#Vera
Hope they make a Spin-Off called Stanhope where she spends her time in the Stanhope Arms helping her former colleagues solve murders in exchange for alcohol.
#Vera
January 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Watched the last ever Vera last night.
Hope they make a Spin-Off called Stanhope where she spends her time in the Stanhope Arms helping her former colleagues solve murders in exchange for alcohol.
#Vera
Hope they make a Spin-Off called Stanhope where she spends her time in the Stanhope Arms helping her former colleagues solve murders in exchange for alcohol.
#Vera
I think we need an episode of Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing with Uncle Bryn from Gavin and Stacey so we can find out what happened on THAT trip.
#GoneFishing #GavinAndStacey
#GoneFishing #GavinAndStacey
January 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I think we need an episode of Mortimer and Whitehouse: Gone Fishing with Uncle Bryn from Gavin and Stacey so we can find out what happened on THAT trip.
#GoneFishing #GavinAndStacey
#GoneFishing #GavinAndStacey
Wouldn't it be good if, after the usual TV news bulletins, there is an additional 15 minute "And Finally" broadcast where it's all just upbeat news?
Then you can settle down to watch Emmerdale with a smile on your face before the Dingles wipe it off again.
#News
Then you can settle down to watch Emmerdale with a smile on your face before the Dingles wipe it off again.
#News
December 19, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Wouldn't it be good if, after the usual TV news bulletins, there is an additional 15 minute "And Finally" broadcast where it's all just upbeat news?
Then you can settle down to watch Emmerdale with a smile on your face before the Dingles wipe it off again.
#News
Then you can settle down to watch Emmerdale with a smile on your face before the Dingles wipe it off again.
#News
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Would've been great if it was Suzie. Then they could've had some Eatymology, too.
#Etymology #SuzieDent #WordPuns
Would've been great if it was Suzie. Then they could've had some Eatymology, too.
#Etymology #SuzieDent #WordPuns
Grace Dent to replace Gregg Wallace on Celebrity MasterChef
Wallace stepped away from presenting MasterChef after a BBC News investigation heard allegations against him.
www.bbc.com
December 19, 2024 at 11:46 AM
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Would've been great if it was Suzie. Then they could've had some Eatymology, too.
#Etymology #SuzieDent #WordPuns
Would've been great if it was Suzie. Then they could've had some Eatymology, too.
#Etymology #SuzieDent #WordPuns
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My favourite example of nominative determinism is the window cleaner called Mr Bitt. Followed closely by the two authors of a paper on the urethral syndrome called J Splatt and D Weedon.
December 19, 2024 at 11:15 AM
My favourite example of nominative determinism is the window cleaner called Mr Bitt. Followed closely by the two authors of a paper on the urethral syndrome called J Splatt and D Weedon.
MISHEARD LYRICS
Let's see if we can keep this going...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A parsnip in a bear sneeze.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 2 purple gloves and a parsnip in a bear sneeze.
#TwelveDaysOfChristmas #MisheardLyrics
Let's see if we can keep this going...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A parsnip in a bear sneeze.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 2 purple gloves and a parsnip in a bear sneeze.
#TwelveDaysOfChristmas #MisheardLyrics
December 15, 2024 at 11:29 PM
MISHEARD LYRICS
Let's see if we can keep this going...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A parsnip in a bear sneeze.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 2 purple gloves and a parsnip in a bear sneeze.
#TwelveDaysOfChristmas #MisheardLyrics
Let's see if we can keep this going...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A parsnip in a bear sneeze.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 2 purple gloves and a parsnip in a bear sneeze.
#TwelveDaysOfChristmas #MisheardLyrics
December 12, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Fun Fact: The dyslexia Research Trust has its Headquarters in Reading!
Arabest, Hunty.
Arabest, Hunty.
Arabest of luck to Hunty who hopefully has started opening his mail to confirm the length of his contract with #ReadingFC 😉
December 8, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Fun Fact: The dyslexia Research Trust has its Headquarters in Reading!
Arabest, Hunty.
Arabest, Hunty.
I was refused entry into a Christmas party cos I wasn't wearing anything Christmasy.
"I am! I'm wearing women's knickers"
"How is that Christmasy?"
"They're Carol's".
#ChristmasJokes
"I am! I'm wearing women's knickers"
"How is that Christmasy?"
"They're Carol's".
#ChristmasJokes
December 8, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I was refused entry into a Christmas party cos I wasn't wearing anything Christmasy.
"I am! I'm wearing women's knickers"
"How is that Christmasy?"
"They're Carol's".
#ChristmasJokes
"I am! I'm wearing women's knickers"
"How is that Christmasy?"
"They're Carol's".
#ChristmasJokes
Went for a haircut the other day but there were a few people waiting.
There was a decent spread of burgers, steaks and hot dogs, though to eat while we waited.
It was the barber queue.
There was a decent spread of burgers, steaks and hot dogs, though to eat while we waited.
It was the barber queue.
November 27, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Went for a haircut the other day but there were a few people waiting.
There was a decent spread of burgers, steaks and hot dogs, though to eat while we waited.
It was the barber queue.
There was a decent spread of burgers, steaks and hot dogs, though to eat while we waited.
It was the barber queue.
Daffynitions are my new obsession.
Obsession - To constantly worry the Scottish James Bond.
#Daffynitions
Obsession - To constantly worry the Scottish James Bond.
#Daffynitions
November 27, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Daffynitions are my new obsession.
Obsession - To constantly worry the Scottish James Bond.
#Daffynitions
Obsession - To constantly worry the Scottish James Bond.
#Daffynitions
November 27, 2024 at 12:26 PM
November 27, 2024 at 12:16 PM
It's National Cake Day!
Went to the bakers to buy a couple of cakes. They were more expensive than I thought...
So I returned madiera cake and took the cheap one.
#NationalCakeDay
Went to the bakers to buy a couple of cakes. They were more expensive than I thought...
So I returned madiera cake and took the cheap one.
#NationalCakeDay
November 26, 2024 at 12:25 PM
It's National Cake Day!
Went to the bakers to buy a couple of cakes. They were more expensive than I thought...
So I returned madiera cake and took the cheap one.
#NationalCakeDay
Went to the bakers to buy a couple of cakes. They were more expensive than I thought...
So I returned madiera cake and took the cheap one.
#NationalCakeDay
My anger management class was cancelled at the last minute today.
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November 24, 2024 at 3:04 PM
My anger management class was cancelled at the last minute today.
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November 20, 2024 at 7:59 AM
I wonder if, in Do They Know It's Christmas 2024 Ultimate Mix, they'll change the line, "And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time"?
With climate change, there may well be.
With climate change, there may well be.
November 19, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I wonder if, in Do They Know It's Christmas 2024 Ultimate Mix, they'll change the line, "And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time"?
With climate change, there may well be.
With climate change, there may well be.
I went to the cinema the other night to see Paddington in Peru but they stopped the film for 10 minutes.
I thought, "Why the big pause"?
#Jokes #Puns #Paddington
I thought, "Why the big pause"?
#Jokes #Puns #Paddington
November 19, 2024 at 7:58 AM
I went to the cinema the other night to see Paddington in Peru but they stopped the film for 10 minutes.
I thought, "Why the big pause"?
#Jokes #Puns #Paddington
I thought, "Why the big pause"?
#Jokes #Puns #Paddington