JoeKlemmer
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JoeKlemmer
@joeklemmer.bsky.social
Just an old code munger who is delusionally thinking about game development.
On the second day of Christmas, my humidor gave to me:
Padrón 1926 #1 #Cigar
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
On the first day of Christmas, my humidor gave to me...
Joya de Nicaragua Clásico Original #Cigar
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Why are elevator jokes so good?

They work on many levels.
#JustForFun
December 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It do be like that.
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A Rare Lunar Impact Flash Has Just Been Detected By Astronomers, Perhaps Related To 3200 Phaethon | IFLScience
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Something Just Crashed Into The Moon – And Astronomers Captured The Whole Event
Could 3200 Phaethon be responsible?
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December 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
How do dog catchers get paid?

By the pound.
#JustForFun
December 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
JWST Confirms: First Runaway Supermassive Black Hole Tearing Through Space : ScienceAlert
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JWST Confirms: First Runaway Supermassive Black Hole Tearing Through Space
Every now and again, a stellar object is caught zooming across space like a white rabbit, extremely late for a very important date.
www.sciencealert.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
#NowSmoking: Cobiba Rubicon Robusto, Available at Burke Cigar #Cigar
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
A decade on from Gamergate, how has the games industry changed for women? | GamesIndustry.biz
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December 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Rural Fire Departments Squeezed By Software Prices As Investors Profit

(Definitely an opportunity for open source)

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Rural Fire Departments Squeezed By Software Prices As Investors Profit
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December 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
[Weather permitting]
Geminid meteor shower peaks tonight — here’s what to expect from one of the best shooting star shows of the year | Space
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Geminid meteor shower peaks tonight — here’s what to expect from one of the best shooting star shows of the year
Up to 150 shooting stars may brighten the night sky each hour during the Dec. 13 peak.
www.space.com
December 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One's heavy and the other is a little lighter.
#JustForFun
December 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"I see studios going out of business because their games are failing to reach their target audiences. The discovery ecosystem is more broken now than I've ever seen it in my decades in the industry."

No, Game Discovery Actually Is Broken
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No, Game Discovery Actually Is Broken
I see studios going out of business because their games are failing to reach their target audiences. The discovery ecosystem is more broken now than I've ever seen it in my decades in the industry.
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December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"According to some estimates, our tail stretches up to 1,000 times the Earth’s radius."

The Earth Has A "Raindrop" Tail Stretching At Least 2 Million Kilometers | IFLScience
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People Are Just Now Realizing That The Earth Has A Tail, Stretching At Least 2 Million Kilometers
According to some estimates, our tail stretches up to 1,000 times the Earth’s radius.
www.iflscience.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'm reading a horror story in braille.

Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
#JustForFun
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.
#JustForFun
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
[(Neo)Vim and no AI for the win]

IDEsaster: A Novel Vulnerability Class in AI IDEs | MaccariTA
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IDEsaster: A Novel Vulnerability Class in AI IDEs
Don’t want to miss my next post? Follow me on X or connect on LinkedIn Summary We all know AI reshaped how we build software. Autocomplete evolved into AI agents that can autonomously act on behalf of...
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December 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Document on how to use Steam's game upload tools
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From the gamedev community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the gamedev community
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December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nex Playground is a smart play for an industry blind spot | Opinion | GamesIndustry.biz
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The resource for people who make and sell games.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Contracts for game actors are a nightmare in the UK | GamesIndustry.biz
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GamesIndustry.biz
The resource for people who make and sell games.
GamesIndustry.biz
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
#NowSmoking: Crowned Heads Belgian Blue, Available at Burke Cigar #Cigar
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What kind of music should you listen to when you're fishing?

Something catchy.
#JustForFun
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
#NowSmoking: New World Decenio by AJ Fernandez, Available at Burke Cigar #Cigar
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Pluralistic: The games industry’s self-induced traumatic brain injury (17 Nov 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
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Pluralistic: The games industry’s self-induced traumatic brain injury (17 Nov 2025) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
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November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Always wanted to swim with the sharks but I heard it costs an arm and a leg.
#JustForFun
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM