Joel Corness ---- *Roleplay*
@joelcornessrp.bsky.social
Parody/Roleplay account for an original character. Frequently NSFW. 18+. Not associated with Joel Kinnaman. #ContentWarnings #TriggerWarnings
Leigh groans softly. "Deal." He kisses her deeply as I move over to the bed and kiss down her body.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Leigh groans softly. "Deal." He kisses her deeply as I move over to the bed and kiss down her body.
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Leigh shakes his head and crawls over her once he's undressed. "We're the lucky ones, baby." He kisses along her stomach and up her chest.
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Leigh shakes his head and crawls over her once he's undressed. "We're the lucky ones, baby." He kisses along her stomach and up her chest.
I grab her before she reaches the closet and I toss her onto the bed. "You don't need anything from the closet, baby."
Leigh and I both take off our jackets and start to strip.
Leigh and I both take off our jackets and start to strip.
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I grab her before she reaches the closet and I toss her onto the bed. "You don't need anything from the closet, baby."
Leigh and I both take off our jackets and start to strip.
Leigh and I both take off our jackets and start to strip.
Leigh rubs her back. "Good. That's the point of the trip. Fun and relaxation. On that topic, we brought the rest of your victims...I mean, elves." he grins.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Leigh rubs her back. "Good. That's the point of the trip. Fun and relaxation. On that topic, we brought the rest of your victims...I mean, elves." he grins.
We both wrap our arms around her and kiss her head. "We missed you so much." I softly say. "How have things been here?"
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We both wrap our arms around her and kiss her head. "We missed you so much." I softly say. "How have things been here?"
Alex heads off to find Myra while me and Leigh drop our bags and go to help @bruisedpetals.bsky.social with bedtime.
//no rush. They’re fine waiting until tomorrow. Joel just wanted to mention they were there
//no rush. They’re fine waiting until tomorrow. Joel just wanted to mention they were there
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Alex heads off to find Myra while me and Leigh drop our bags and go to help @bruisedpetals.bsky.social with bedtime.
//no rush. They’re fine waiting until tomorrow. Joel just wanted to mention they were there
//no rush. They’re fine waiting until tomorrow. Joel just wanted to mention they were there
Beck kisses her head.
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Beck kisses her head.
Beck laughs. "Of course I do. Look at my Mommy."
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Beck laughs. "Of course I do. Look at my Mommy."
Alex points at Myra. "No taking chaos lessons."
I laugh. "Oh, but it's so much fun. Gotta pass it on to the next generation."
I laugh. "Oh, but it's so much fun. Gotta pass it on to the next generation."
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Alex points at Myra. "No taking chaos lessons."
I laugh. "Oh, but it's so much fun. Gotta pass it on to the next generation."
I laugh. "Oh, but it's so much fun. Gotta pass it on to the next generation."
I snort. "Just relax and let it happen, Alex. The chaos makes them happy."
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I snort. "Just relax and let it happen, Alex. The chaos makes them happy."
Alex blinks. "What other option? What have you two menaces planned?"
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Alex blinks. "What other option? What have you two menaces planned?"
Alex opens his mouth and Beck laughs and pats his shoulder. "Give it up. You're an elf."
Alex sighs. "Fine. I'm an elf."
I laugh
Alex sighs. "Fine. I'm an elf."
I laugh
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Alex opens his mouth and Beck laughs and pats his shoulder. "Give it up. You're an elf."
Alex sighs. "Fine. I'm an elf."
I laugh
Alex sighs. "Fine. I'm an elf."
I laugh
Alex snorts. "You remember when you and Mats came out to the hot tub on the last trip as I was getting out? Mats almost cried."
I laugh hard. "You traumatized her. it wasn't the size, it was just that it was you."
I laugh hard. "You traumatized her. it wasn't the size, it was just that it was you."
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Alex snorts. "You remember when you and Mats came out to the hot tub on the last trip as I was getting out? Mats almost cried."
I laugh hard. "You traumatized her. it wasn't the size, it was just that it was you."
I laugh hard. "You traumatized her. it wasn't the size, it was just that it was you."
Alex laughs. "Maybe, but not the women going on the trip."
Beck wipes up the juice.
Beck wipes up the juice.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Alex laughs. "Maybe, but not the women going on the trip."
Beck wipes up the juice.
Beck wipes up the juice.
Alex gestures at his body. "No one wants to see all this squeezed into tights, baby."
Beck spits out his juice after taking a sip.
Beck spits out his juice after taking a sip.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Alex gestures at his body. "No one wants to see all this squeezed into tights, baby."
Beck spits out his juice after taking a sip.
Beck spits out his juice after taking a sip.
I sigh softly. "Good. Good that we can take her." I squeeze Alex's shoulder before sitting at the table.
Alex looks at Rosie. "Now that the actual important part of the day is done...I'm not dressing up like an elf."
I snort loudly.
Alex looks at Rosie. "Now that the actual important part of the day is done...I'm not dressing up like an elf."
I snort loudly.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I sigh softly. "Good. Good that we can take her." I squeeze Alex's shoulder before sitting at the table.
Alex looks at Rosie. "Now that the actual important part of the day is done...I'm not dressing up like an elf."
I snort loudly.
Alex looks at Rosie. "Now that the actual important part of the day is done...I'm not dressing up like an elf."
I snort loudly.
I follow Beck into the kitchen when they get home since he stayed here with me.
Beck moves over to Myra and carefully wraps his arms around her.
I move to Rosie and rub her back. "Good news?"
Beck moves over to Myra and carefully wraps his arms around her.
I move to Rosie and rub her back. "Good news?"
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I follow Beck into the kitchen when they get home since he stayed here with me.
Beck moves over to Myra and carefully wraps his arms around her.
I move to Rosie and rub her back. "Good news?"
Beck moves over to Myra and carefully wraps his arms around her.
I move to Rosie and rub her back. "Good news?"
I lean against the counter and watch her
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I lean against the counter and watch her
I get up and follow her. "Hey...it's true. I'm an angel. My twin, on the other hand..."
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I get up and follow her. "Hey...it's true. I'm an angel. My twin, on the other hand..."
I gasp in offence. "I am an angel and not chaotic at all."
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I gasp in offence. "I am an angel and not chaotic at all."
"Oh joy. The male chaos duo." I laugh.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Oh joy. The male chaos duo." I laugh.
I snort. "Yeah, but we're fond of the pain in the ass."
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I snort. "Yeah, but we're fond of the pain in the ass."
I snort. "Only took you telling him to for the past what...ten years?"
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I snort. "Only took you telling him to for the past what...ten years?"