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Joel Dane
@joeldane.bsky.social
Author of CRY PILOT trilogy (Ace Books), Marigold Breach audio drama (with Jameela Jamil!), RAGPICKER (Meerkat Press, my passion project) and various other long-form lies under various other short-form pen names.
What a mashup that would be.
December 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
'Potentially divisive' is perfect. Like, if you're a Nazi or a KKK member they're positively inspiring. Take that, DEI!
December 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You haven't? I thought I posted enough!

I've let myself down, I've let you down. I've let Literature down. I shall refuse myself my 12th m-dash of the day in penance.
December 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ASUNDER by @kerstinhall.bsky.social. Brilliant fantasy novel. And I find it immensely heartening that the Youths are doing better work in an age-old genre that the Olds ever did.

Many literary novels feel that way to me atm. I think we're in a bit of a golden age.
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I once told someone I wrote The Corrections and Prep and they said, "Nope, sorry."
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I was going to say they're playing 1D chess but there is no point.
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Welp, off to write my short, MALWARE FOR ROYALTY STATEMENTS.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
A buddy of mine apropos absolutely nothing, just said "Have you heard of the book "Coffin Moon? Can't remember the author right now. I'm listening to the audio book. Highly recommended. Super impressed."
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Fune how wen peeple heer I'm an English profeser thay imedeatlee think I'm going to judj ther spelling?

(I want a 13th-21st Century spelling of this entire thread to see what it looks like!)
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I beg your pardon but surely he just says, "I've been blown harder than that."
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
At least Lieberman is still dead.
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So baffling. And why not release a stream of partial, edited ones, so if the real one is released it's old news? And why didn't anyone in the Biden administration release bits? Out of respect for the rule of law? he asked, weeping.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I loved the article because it placed me so firmly among the cranky old men who dismiss everyone's lived experiences. "You're not seeing images you're conceptualizing that you're seeing them!"

(MRI says WHAT?)

It's fun to get my ego popped like that. The memory stuff is creepier though.
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM