Joel Hans
@joelhans.com
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Author of THE BEDTIME EMPTYING OF OUR WORLD (late 2025, Moon City Press + Short Fiction Award) Forever writing fairy tales in speculative/weird/SFesque disguises. Dad-ing. Materializing @astrolabe.ooo. https://joelhans.com
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Well.

It's still unreal to me—my DEBUT SHORT STORY COLLECTION has WON the @mooncitypress.bsky.social Short Fiction Award and is coming LATER THIS YEAR!!!

22 stories, 12 years of my writing life. Thank you to everyone who's read my work or followed along for a part of this time. Thank you.
A graphic, split down the middle, with an oil painting of saguaro cacti, mountains in the distance, and a setting sun all in deeply yellow-orange-ochre-red colors.

The Bedtime Emptying of Our World
short stories
Joel Hans

late 2025
Moon City Press
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Yesterday @astrolabe.ooo materialized a little further out into the darkness with eight amazing new pieces of prose, poetry, and art. It's our eleventh time around, which is pretty amazing to reflect on... and it'll be three years come this winter!
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With autumn comes the careening of the Whale, bringing tales of transition, transformation, and yearning.

Featuring work from: @msstefaniekirby.bsky.social, @shalinisingh.bsky.social, Eniola Abdulroqeeb Arowolo, Veronica Tucker, Eden Petri, David Capps, Emily O Liu, and Laura Walker.

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Thrilled to have a new little prose poem floating around over at @astrolabe.ooo (and they *happen* to be open for submissions)!
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With autumn comes the careening of the Whale, bringing tales of transition, transformation, and yearning.

Featuring work from: @msstefaniekirby.bsky.social, @shalinisingh.bsky.social, Eniola Abdulroqeeb Arowolo, Veronica Tucker, Eden Petri, David Capps, Emily O Liu, and Laura Walker.

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With autumn comes the careening of the Whale, bringing tales of transition, transformation, and yearning.

Featuring work from: @msstefaniekirby.bsky.social, @shalinisingh.bsky.social, Eniola Abdulroqeeb Arowolo, Veronica Tucker, Eden Petri, David Capps, Emily O Liu, and Laura Walker.

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Thank you! It’s a beautiful and beautifully messy process and I’m just trying to enjoy it as much as I can 💚
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Thank you, Sam! Between this nice news and a little vacation starting tomorrow to reset a bit, feeling pretty optimistic about next week 👀
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My book got its first blurb in. My first ever blurb! All those kind words on the cover of my book? Just wild. Floating on this new kind of joy.
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It's August, which means release month for FEAST, my horror adventure novel about a kaiju Hobbes' Leviathan, the sea-stranded devoured souls surviving inside its belly and their rebellion against the beast + the cult that feeds it to sustain an astral Atlantis

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Feast of the Pale Leviathan (Signed Copies) - Evening House Books
A man falls asleep on a river raft tube and drifts out to sea, where he is found and devoured by a titan of unbelievable size. But rather than death, what Owen finds inside is a community of fellow su...
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Summer 2025 is here. We have 12 amazing pieces for you to read, share, and enjoy!
https:/www.tinymolecules.com/issues/twentyfour
twenty-four — Tiny Molecules
www.tinymolecules.com
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Grateful for this today: the girls, covered in dust, leading me on another small adventure in another beautiful place.
Two young girls, the nearer in pink and further in seafoam shirts, walking away from the camera and toward an opening in a small valley with pine trees and grasses
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Lastly: I loved “Sorrow for Youth” by @thisisguan.bsky.social for how it invokes the idea of leaving ourselves on the water. A hint of fairy-tale—selkies, perhaps. Prose that's quiet but electric. A perfect way to round out the Retrograde—

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Sorrow for Youth • fiction from Guan Un
There’s no one else in the beach parking lot. You turn off the engine and the silence rushes in but for the hum in her throat, the tick of the engine cooling.
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I loved Carter Lappin's "Sometimes You Can’t Help but Feel Like He Does These Things on Purpose" most for the way it weighs the definitions of help and helplessness. Its imagery. How quickly it sets a scene and ashes it completely.

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Sometimes You Can’t Help but Feel Like He Does These Things on Purpose • fiction from Carter Lappin
Flames lick his arms and legs like an over-enthusiastic puppy. He’s broken the fire alarm with a broom—
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Eli Dowd's "They Buried Their Dead in Sitting Posture" swept me up in language and scene-setting: the sun-spottedness of it all, the all-yellow, the vulture that mutes atop a tree. The name Mabel always hits close to home, as does the loves we cannot help.

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They Buried Their Dead in Sitting Posture • fiction from Eli Dowd
The clouds are sparse, and trees shift almost imperceptibly beneath their foliage as if to reject the advances of a late noon breeze. Everything is yellow. A vulture mutes atop a tree.
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Next up, "Annual Review" from @shanaross.bsky.social: This made me laugh more than once in a touch under 200 words which is a true FEAT. It's surreal and absurd and yet *exactly* spec of working life. Go read and laugh and sublimate your own rage!

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Annual Review • fiction from Shana Ross
You could have put in an escalator. Or better yet, you could have invented an elevator. That would have been Exceptional.
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First, Amanda Yskamp’s artwork “gathering,” of which I’ve included just a portion of here: I love the interlocking of hands and shreds, how they seem to be holding both the scenes and each other. The perfect way to bind this group, the whole Universe.

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A sampling of Yskamp’s “gathering,” collage-like artwork that features hands holding onto various objects and scenes
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Each day this week, I’m sharing why I loved one of the pieces we published last week on @astrolabe.ooo as part of the Retrograde.
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Once again @astrolabe.ooo gets wider and weirder and more beautiful.

Grateful for everyone who's read, submitted, and published with us, or sent us little messages to say they like what we're doing and to keep going; we're going to keep going.
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A touch late, but never forgotten, the Retrograde has arrived! With it comes signs of yellowing and desiccation, omens from the sun, but also some things Exceptional and worth gathering around.

As always, we encourage you to explore and delight in these works among the Universe: astrolabe.ooo
Astrolabe
Summer 2025
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Amanda Yskamp - "Gathering"
Shana Ross - "Annual Review"
Guan Un - "Sorrow for Youth"
Eli Dowd - "They Buried Their Dead in Sitting Posture"
Carter Lappin - "Sometimes You Can't Help but Feel Like He Does These Things on Purpose"
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These are bad days.

If you have anything that will help us through them, please send it along.

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Gone Lawn : Submission Guidelines
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All over this preorder! So excited to read it!!
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I'm excited to share the cover of my forthcoming book! Thanks to @blacklawrence.bsky.social and the Zoe Norvell for the cover design and Brooke Sauer for the cover art.
You can pre-order now! blacklawrencepress.com/books/the-ea...
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Since I offered some free query edits recently, I figured I should take a moment and talk about what I suggest and why!

"I'm delighted to present you with my novel [TITLE], a [WORD COUNT] [GENRE] which will appeal to fans of [BOOK ONE] for [THESE REASONS] and [BOOK TWO] for [THESE REASONS]."
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Having spent many hours working on @astrolabe.ooo over the weekend (reading; building proofs; building a v2 that's gonna be sweet), news like this makes it all worthwhile & then some. Congratulations, Joshua!
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I’m so excited to be a part of this anthology with so many amazing writers. Many thanks to @astrolabe.ooo for originally publishing my story.
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NEW BLOG POST ALERT! 🌱🍄
Violet Lichen Books and Apex Book Company are delighted to announce the finalists for the inaugural ECO: The Year’s Best Speculative Ecofiction! Thank you to everyone who submitted and nominated stories this year. Check the post or keep reading for the full table of contents!
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Thank you Majda!! Means so much to hear that from you.
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Thank you! 💚