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Joel Stocker
@joelinthecloud.social
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He/him. Import 🇳🇱 Floridian. I swear. 🏈🐬 Lead Product Marketing @ControlUp.com #EUC #DEX #translivesmatter
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I think I managed to order (2) the LEGO Star Trek USS Enterprise that went on sale at midnight. The email is very generic. PayPal says authorization in progress, but the site confirmed the order.

I don't think I've been this excited about a Lego piece since the "yellow castle" in the early 80s
A screenshot of an order confirmation email from Lego showing surprisingly little information A LEGO box with a picture of the LEGO Start Trek USS Enterprise printed on it
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Not leaving anything to chance #f1 #maxverstappen
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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I tried to capture my emotions during the Miami Dolphins game...
A collage showing 4 picture of a very handsome middle aged man in a Miami Dolphins jersey showing different facial emotions and body language. The setting is a living room, and the man seems to be watching TV, presumably a Dolphins game. In the first one he looks at the camera and has a look of "here we go again, maybe this week will be different" but without much confidence In the second one his titled head seems to express some hope, with a spark of surprise. The third panel: the attractive man is now standing, indicating that this is towards the end of the game and it's getting exciting, it's possible that the game is tied or about to be tied. In the fourth and final panel, the man is sitting again. He's leaning forward and his head is resting on his fist. He seems to look into the distance. Sad and disappointed. Like he has been for the last 2 decades.
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Let's go!!! #F1
A cropped picture of a TV banner saying Dutch Grand Prix
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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How British/Commonwealth of you...
Fancy Winnie the Pooh meme with regular Pooh wearing a red insane people cap with the word Defense next to it and fancy Pooh having an insane people flag and a nice people flag on his jacket and the word Defence next to it
August 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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SpongeBob yells girls love broccoli
August 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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A collection of LEGOs
August 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Have they tried not sending a cop with a gun to "help"? I don't know, could work? (It works)
Miami herald News headline that says: BROWARD COUNTY Man dies after being shot at by Broward deputy who came to help him: BSO The Broward Sheriff's Office said the man attacked the deputy when they tried to help him, which led to them firing their weapon.
August 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Screenshot of a roster from the 1994 SNES Fighting Baseball game that shows a lot of "American sounding" fake names
July 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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On Android (I think latest version) when on my profile page and I click on the 3 dots I see a "search posts" option
Screenshot of Bluesky app profile page with menu options
June 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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A deawing of a person looking at themselves in a mirror and pointing at themselves. It could be they're motivating themselves, but it could also be that they're threatening or taunting themselves. For some reason this magical mirror removes color, so their mirror self is grey scale
June 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Had this installed next to the bed
Physical NPS feedback buttons with green, yellow and red buttons
June 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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When in Rome...
A picture of the Colosseum in Rome
June 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Still frame from tv interview of a football en player with the Closed caption "they had us in the first half. Not gonna lie"
June 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Miami Heat fans watching these playoffs:
The Onion news headline dated June 22 2021 with original text "De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’" modified to read "Heat fans: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A NBA team That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
May 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Is that the tech equivalent of this?
Rob Lowe wearing a cap with the NFL logo
May 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Zuck: the average American has three friends
Still frame from the movie Total Recall (2012) showing a woman with 3 boobs
May 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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He's not wrong. I just found this book. Everything is woke now
A book cover that says Monumental America - the memorials and statues that celebrate US history but with the word statues changed to "woke"
April 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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With the selfie cam: vote wisely #Canada 🇨🇦 (not the right "leaning" populist)
Joel on a floaty in his pool, wearing a blue UV protection tshirt and wearing a red baseball cap with Canada and a maple leave stitched on it
April 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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This is what Sunday's are for...
Picture taken from eye level of Joel sitting in a floaty in a pool. The picture shows a leg with red swim shorts and a hand grasping a stanley cup. In the background there's a blue sky with a few small clouds and past the edge of the pool there's a lawn, a palm tree and a white fence
April 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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@microsoft.com finally decided to give Intune a proper icon/logo. Long overdue (the one that everyone seems to use in their content was never the official one I think)
The letter "n" logo accompanied by a stylized blue wave design
April 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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This feels more like something you'd see on a screen in a disaster/alien invasion Hollywood blockbuster
CNN website modal with the text "Start the day here Trump administration ramps up attacks on Harvard. Island-wide blackout hits Puerto Rico. Colossal squid captured on video."
April 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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I have this tshirt, so pretty clear
A T-shirt with Nicholas Cage's face and John Travolta printed as caption
April 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Or course Google AI, more details about star fruit is what I was going for here...
Google AI search results for "that's a shape so close" search query stating that a tweet interaction that became a popular meme: "So close that's a shape" is a phrase associated with star fruit, also known as carambola. When cut in cross-section, the fruit's distinctive ridges reveal a star-like shape, earning it its name. Star fruit is a juicy tropical fruit native to Southeast Asia and India, where it's widely cultivated and popular.
March 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Ok, the #F1 season can now officially start. Put together the Red Bull Lego F1 car. Stickers were a little bit of a PITa (🥁) but a fun build 🏎️
Box for the Lego Red Bull racing F1 car The Lego Red Bull racing F1 car put together
March 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM