Joel Jessup
@joeljessup.bsky.social
Professional writer. Amateur human being. Puzzle and Mystery books a speciality. (He/him) linktr.ee/joeljessup
It's the best movie adaption of a packet of crisps
February 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
It's the best movie adaption of a packet of crisps
Hell yes! Give me an escape room in a bowl with deep lore
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Hell yes! Give me an escape room in a bowl with deep lore
I was going to joke about Spaceballs and then I remembered it is about a bunch of rich, arrogant people using their superior technology to steal resources from less militaristic societies...
February 6, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I was going to joke about Spaceballs and then I remembered it is about a bunch of rich, arrogant people using their superior technology to steal resources from less militaristic societies...
It's because he is the ultimate teacher and therefore has eyes in the back of his head
February 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
It's because he is the ultimate teacher and therefore has eyes in the back of his head
Life, liberty, and the purse soup of happiness
January 30, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Life, liberty, and the purse soup of happiness
My first thought was that it was some kind of XCom-alike spin-off of Maniac Mansion where you send the Edison family on missions
January 28, 2026 at 8:37 PM
My first thought was that it was some kind of XCom-alike spin-off of Maniac Mansion where you send the Edison family on missions
Congratulations! That title absolutely pops as well.
January 23, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Congratulations! That title absolutely pops as well.
Gargoyle's Quest! Unlikely I know
January 20, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Gargoyle's Quest! Unlikely I know
I was going to say that Del Toro stole the DJ from Khaled's name to use in The Last Jedi. Then I looked it that movie up and realised it hasn't come out yet. Then I started looking up if Del Toro has been in anything else with DJ Khaled. If I like a joke I'll do everything to keep it alive
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I was going to say that Del Toro stole the DJ from Khaled's name to use in The Last Jedi. Then I looked it that movie up and realised it hasn't come out yet. Then I started looking up if Del Toro has been in anything else with DJ Khaled. If I like a joke I'll do everything to keep it alive
It ain't the size of the fire in the brain, it's the size of the brain in the fire. Or something. You're a great guy, Jack.
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
It ain't the size of the fire in the brain, it's the size of the brain in the fire. Or something. You're a great guy, Jack.
Meanwhile the Dairy Prince grows ever more covetous of the crown
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Meanwhile the Dairy Prince grows ever more covetous of the crown
I think that's the Louvre's new security plan for the Mona Lisa
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 PM
I think that's the Louvre's new security plan for the Mona Lisa
Can't unsee a happy whale hugging her head
January 12, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Can't unsee a happy whale hugging her head
It's ironic that Death Metal was a spin-off of Death's Head 2, who was already a 'not your daddy's' version of Death's Head. Not your daddy's daddy's Death's Head? not your granddaddy's?
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
It's ironic that Death Metal was a spin-off of Death's Head 2, who was already a 'not your daddy's' version of Death's Head. Not your daddy's daddy's Death's Head? not your granddaddy's?
I spent a chunk of the nineties trying to get in on the ground floor of 'new' comic characters. War Machine. Thunderstrike. That weird version of Ghost Rider who had a demonic head. And yes, Death Metal.
January 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I spent a chunk of the nineties trying to get in on the ground floor of 'new' comic characters. War Machine. Thunderstrike. That weird version of Ghost Rider who had a demonic head. And yes, Death Metal.
The iOS version on the phone is very tough to control but has the advantage of making the levels look like little paper craft dioramas
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The iOS version on the phone is very tough to control but has the advantage of making the levels look like little paper craft dioramas
I'm eating my kids' gingerbread houses. In all fairness they refused to do it themselves.
January 2, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I'm eating my kids' gingerbread houses. In all fairness they refused to do it themselves.
"You neigh it's your birthday! It's my birthday too, yeah!"
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
"You neigh it's your birthday! It's my birthday too, yeah!"
Mines are dark, is it something to do with that?
December 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Mines are dark, is it something to do with that?