Joel McGlothlin
@joelmcglothlin.bsky.social
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Evolutionary biologist. Associate Professor at Virginia Tech.
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Eight manuscripts in my editorial queue. Deep breaths.
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Regretting not using this answer yesterday for a shot at @learnedleague.com best-wrong-answer glory:

After a series of high-profile incidents, in 2001 a table replaced a horse for future competitions in what Olympic event, per the broader sport's international rules federation?

HORSE TENNIS
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If he had stayed healthy, this might have been right. What a game he had the other day.
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Hunter Greene is going to win the NL Cy Young Award
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PowerPoint will do this too, but I didn't have it turned on 😭
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For me it usually happens if I let the computer go to sleep overnight. Today it was I just went to get coffee and everything stopped working. I had tons of files open, so it was probably a memory thing.
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This happened to me this morning while doing a last-minute revision of my promotion talk that I'm giving today, nbd
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If the wizards at Microsoft could make PowerPoint stop doing that thing where all of a sudden all your pictures disappear and you can't save your file and you lose three hours of work that would be great
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Just found that the title of one my papers has been wrong on my CV for 18 years. The reviewers requested that we shorten it in the final revision and I forgot to change it on my CV when the paper went to press.
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75% of academia is writing reports and then writing other reports that report on the reports
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Or they mean "I'm mad that the party I don't like is deciding how money gets spent"
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It's wild to me how the years run together. I didn't realize until I wrote it down on paper how much of the stuff I've done has been started as an associate professor.
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I have been writing my statement for my promotion packet, and I think I now have managed to convince myself that I should be promoted.
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Proposal: A Tex-Mex/Italian fusion restaurant called Fajitaboudit
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#1: The Fourth of July is a holiday about opposition to monarchy, and as a nation, we should probably get back to that
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Also, I want a button to auto-archive all the threads I have already responded to but forgot to archive. This is always 75% of my inbox clog when I get behind.
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AI is everywhere. Why can't it read my email backlog and make me a priority list of which ones to deal with first? I would prefer this to the distracting auto-suggestions of words I don't actually want to type.
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Good to see you and sorry I didn't catch you again at the social!
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I will be in Cleveland for sure!