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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 5h

Oh I didn't realise that was happening. I quite like the crazy US one where I don't really care who wins

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 5h

They do tend to reuse the challenges so I really hope they do this in the US one because I want to see some Real Housewives in Juicy Couture and Jimmy Choo ankle boots pulling a Trojan Horse three miles up hill. #celebritytraitors

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 6h

Oh no Claudia's hair blending into her high collar makes her look like Pazuzu

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 6h

I said that in the group chat so give your OH a thumbs up from me

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 7h

I updated my phone to stop it screaming at me to update it and now every time I unlock it it gives a little haptic buzz that I can't turn off and I hate it so much.

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 9h

Put him in the Clockwork Orange machine tbh

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 9h

It's hard with single episodes because the whole magic of DS9 is the ongoing plot and character relationships BUT: Duet, Children Of Time, The Visitor, obviously In The Pale Moonlight, Far Beyond The Stars.

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 11h

a cartoon character is holding a green bucket in her hand .

Alt: Ponyo running and giving a huge hug

media.tenor.com

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 12h

Although I do like the tweet that was complaining about Fergie releasing Big Girls Don't Cry and said something like 'Fergie is not for ballads. Fergie is for telling you how great she is then telling you how to spell what she just said.'

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 12h

It goes on so long!

She immediately then goes
'Can't see me
B
R
O
K
E
I'm
P
A
I
D
Heard about me'

Ms Ferguson that is simply too much spelling

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 12h

The best one is Fergie's MILF $ where she goes 'I'm
I
N
D
E
P
E
N
D
E
N
T
Do you know what that means?'
and it's like no Fergie I don't that's like a thousand letters and your enunciation is terrible your Ds and Ts sound exactly the same

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 12h

Thinking about this again. Tiktok you will never be Vine.

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY vine

YouTube video by Jette

www.youtube.com

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 13h

I will accept dirt and cleaning chores in a leek but never in a spronion.

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 16h

It's funny how your perspectives skew you how you see these things. Michael H looks at this and sees 'only 580 murders in the UK in a year, that's so low' and I see it and think 'Jesus, someone is murdered in the UK every single day, sometimes two a day? That's so many murders!'

Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 1d

It's so incredible how low homicide rates are in Europe. The UK, with a population of 70 million people, had fewer than 600 murders in 2023.
www.connexionfrance.com/news/double-...

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 17h

I've started listening to Sexy Unique Podcast because I enjoy the inanity of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. And it's basically just two people saying the things the housewives say over and over in Lisa Barlow voice, Meredith voice and Whitney voice, but it's so funny. BUT they love Barlow :(

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 18h

You may be on to something

a google search for 'George Clooney do you like my shoes' and the result that 'An AI Overview is not available for this search'

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 19h

'Heidi Klum is not available to comment on your NFT as this is a generic request to a search engine'.

THEN MAYBE THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR!!

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 20h

I take it all back, AIs are obviously alive, there's no way a non-sentient entity could sound this fucking *exhausted*.

Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 20h

oh my fucking god I'm wheezing. I was trying to find the tweet where Heidi Klum posted her shitty NFT and asked what people thought of it. I searched 'heidi klum do you like my nft'.

This was the AI resullt.

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 20h

The top result under the shitty AI box was exactly what I was looking for, which was this:

A tweet from Heidi Klum asking 'Do you think my new Cryptopunk looks like me?' with a heart emoji and sticky out tongue emoji, and then said cryptopunk which is a brick-red sort of background with an incredibly basic pixel art that is just about identifiable as a human with a big yellow blob for hair, pinkish blob for skin a single pixel black dot for eyes and nose and a black three pixel line for mouth.

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Fagatha Ghostie @joelnb.bsky.social · 20h

oh my fucking god I'm wheezing. I was trying to find the tweet where Heidi Klum posted her shitty NFT and asked what people thought of it. I searched 'heidi klum do you like my nft'.

This was the AI resullt.