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Joel Phelps
@joelphelps.bsky.social
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Senior Weapon Artist II @ Cloud Imperium Games.
📍UK He/him
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Last night I saw Metal Gear in concert. It was absolutely incredible, amazing, spectacular, brilliant brilliant brilliant!
Inside the Royal Albert Hall, London. On stage a screen displays the text "Metal Gear in concert"
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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What do I say to my barber if I want this haircut?
Movie prop of Frankenstein's experiment from the new Del Toro movie. The experiment is part of a human corpse, the top of the head is cut open leaving the brain exposed.
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Strand type sausage
Street food vendor named "The Strand Sausage co."
October 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Santuario di San Bernardino alle Ossa
"The Bone Chapel", Milan

Taken with 110 Lomography Orca film
Black and white photograph. Almost completely black. A beam of sunlight illuminates a part of a wall. You can see the wall is decorated with innumerable human bones
October 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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This fella has seriously impressive grip
Picture of a statue on the outside of Duomo di Milano. The statue depicts a naked man that is facing away from the camera. The lightning rod for the statue runs up the back of the statue and runs between the butt cheeks as if the statue is clenching the lightning rod.
October 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Life uh, finds a way
Manchester street, cycle racks are blocked off with covers that have "CYCLE RACK OUT OF USE" written on them. In the foreground there's a lamppost with 2 bicycles with locks attached to the lamppost.
October 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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My phone just updated, this new font is DANGEROUSLY close to comic sans
September 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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I've finally reached a high score of over 100k for the Ai-Mo and have the shiny icon for them ✨☺️✨
Screenshot from Polytopia of the Ai-Mo tribe icon. It is adorned with 3 stars and a shiny glow.
September 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Pokémon Silver title screen
September 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Every now and then I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about this unhinged map of the "UK"
Silhouetted map of England and Northern Ireland. Northern Ireland is depicted further south and closer to England than it should be
August 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Shoutout to Aled
Advert for a Pale Ale. Someone's written D Jones on the end of Ale so it says "Aled Jones"
August 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Had a bunch of fun sailing over the weekend down in Cardiff
Picture of me steering a sailboat, Cardiff Bay can be seen in the background
July 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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These Superman adverts in Manchester look kinda strange
Advert for a blue, red and yellow Berghaus raincoat worn by Liam Gallagher.
July 16, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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I made a purchase.

@bastionland.bsky.social
Copy of Mythic Bastionland.
July 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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"They call me Tarman because I directed Happy Feet"
Tarman from Death Stranding 2
July 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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First poster for the Project Hail Mary film. A trailer will be released on Monday.
The book is my absolute favourite book of all time. I predict the trailers will spoil a huge part of the story.
Because of this I really, REALLY recommend reading it or listening to the audiobook!
June 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Another strand type game was made
A physical copy of Death Stranding 2
June 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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It's finished!
Paper craft bathhouse from spirited away
June 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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I've lost my ruler! So for cutting straight lines I'm using this mini Batman themed Moleskine sketchbook my brother's ex wife bought me. The leather bound cover is nice and grippy so it doesn't slide about while I'm trying to cut straight lines with my craft knife.
An A6 moleskine notebook with a silver embossed bat symbol and artwork of batman printed into the leather cover.
June 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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In an attempt to chill out today I'm continuing my build of this Spirited Away paper craft sculpture I began making 5 YEARS AGO
A half finished paper craft sculpture of the bathhouse from spirited away.
June 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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I still can't believe I saw this whale last week
June 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Reminder that you have been buying MINI Babybel your whole life (if you don't believe me, read the packet next time you see some)
Behold, the Babybel:
Picture showing size comparison between mini Babybel and regular Babybel. A pack full of mini Babybel is 264g and 1 regular Babybel is 200g on its own.
June 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I've never seen a whale in the Mediterranean before.
I spotted this one yesterday evening
June 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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I thought raisins were supposed to be vegetarian 🤦‍♂️
Box of raisins, on the side it says "Product of Turkey"
May 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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This is the best picture anyone's ever taken of me.

Thank you @fuzzknight.bsky.social
Instax mini photo of me that is completely overexposed. I almost only appear as a white silhouette. The only features on my face that are visible are my glasses, a faint line where my mouth is, and tiny dots where my pupils are.
May 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM