Joe Patrice
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"One of the great journalists of our time at a venerable institution for investigative journalism... Joe Patrice at Above the Law" -- Judge William Pryor (Somehow I think he might’ve not meant that earnestly)
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PRESIDENT: We're defending the courthouse.

COURT: Wait, our courthouse?!
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Chicago federal court chief judge says she has not requested National Guard for courthouse
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The Trump appointee accusing the president’s political foes of mortgage fraud skipped over his agency’s inspector general when making criminal referrals,, bypassing rules meant to ensure that federal officials don’t abuse their power for partisan purposes.

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If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!
joepatrice.bsky.social
Reading more thinkpieces about the Democrats needing to "rediscover" the Bill Clinton blueprint to beat Trump. My siblings in Christ, not only have they kept trying and failing with that playbook, Trump came to power by beating a LITERAL Clinton.
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This is a standard that only applies to Democrats. Politico says Mamdani crushing the opposition but with less than 50% isn’t a mandate and shrugs when Trump has never sniffed 50% and imposes an authoritarian regime.
Politico: Mamdani's path to City Hall does not include majority support at the moment
By JOE ANUTA | 10/02/2025 05:55 AM EDT
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NEW: Judge Crenshaw finds that the Trump admin's criminal prosecution of Kilmar Abrego Garcia may well be vindictive—and greenlights discovery and an evidentiary hearing. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
MEMORANDUM OPINION
By way of context, a federal prosecutor is the representative not of an ordinary party to a controversy, but of a sovereignty whose obligation to govern impartially is as compelling as its obligation to govern at all. The obligation to govern impartially concerns, above all, the state's exercise of coercive power-meaning its power to deprive its subjects of life, liberty, or property... As a representative of the state, a prosecutor's exercise of coercive power must be impartial ... [in] that prosecutorial power may not be exercised vindictivelymeaning that the prosecutor may not punish a defendant for exercising a protected statutory or constitutional right.
United States v. Zakhari, 85 F.4th 367, 384-85 (6th Cir. 2023) (Kethledge, J., concurring) (citations and quotations omitted). This context frames review of Defendant Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia's ("Abrego") motion to dismiss his indictment for vindictive and selective
prosecution. (Doc. Nos. 104-05). The Government opposes the motion (Doc. No. 121), and Abrego has replied (Doc. No. 127). Abrego's motion is not ripe for decision because he seeks discovery and an evidentiary hearing because there is some evidence of vindictiveness here. For the reasons that follow, the Court holds that the totality of events creates a sufficient evidentiary basis to conclude that there is a "realistic likelihood of vindictiveness" that entitles Abrego to discovery and requires an evidentiary hearing before the Court decides his motion. United States
v. Andrews, 633 F.2d 449, 457 (6th Cir. 1980) (en banc), cert. denied, 450 U.S. 927 (1981).
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NEW: By a 6–3 vote, the Supreme Court allows the Trump administration to cancel Temporary Protected Status for Venezuelan migrants.

KBJ, dissenting, says she "cannot abide our repeated, gratuitous, and harmful interference" while "lives hang in the balance."
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I view today's decision as yet another grave misuse of our emergency docket. This Court should have stayed its hand. Having opted instead to join the fray, the Court plainly mis- judges the irreparable harm and balance-of-the-equities factors by privileging the bald assertion of unconstrained executive power over countless families’ pleas for the sta- bility our Government has promised them. Because, re- spectfully, I cannot abide our repeated, gratuitous, and harmful interference with cases pending in the lower courts while lives hang in the balance, I dissent.
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Complaining about cancel culture in Riyadh is one of the best examples I've seen of how "free speech culture" rots the brain.
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Wait… what?
laurajedeed.bsky.social
I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

By Tyler Cowen
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“Kavanaugh stops” is a tremendous term term for cops racially profiling people and someone should start a crowdfunding effort to pay a bunch of SEC sorority influencers to popularize it on TikTok. We must fight fire with devastating trending topics slate.com/news-and-pol...
There’s a New Lawsuit Against “Kavanaugh Stops.” It’s Absolutely Devastating.
These detentions, far from the “brief” inconvenience the justice described, are often lengthy, violent, and dangerous.
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joepatrice.bsky.social
What an absolute snowflake. He didn’t want to keep teaching a class, where he had all the power, over students who almost certainly skewed mostly his way, because he’s too chickenshit to stand behind his principles in the face of vague disdain from some 3Ls.
Tweet from Carrie Severino: After the Dobbs decision, Justice Clarence Thomas had to pause teaching his course at George Washington with Judge Gregory Maggs due to "unpleasantness." It's a shame that so many students missed out on learning from a Supreme Court Justice who wanted to give students a different experience than the one he had in law school.
During Justice Clarence Thomas's time in law school, many professors told students what to think rather than encouraging them to develop critical thinking skills. Now it seems students on far-Left campuses would rather be told what to think than join a revered legal mind on the "great adventure" of learning.
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BREAKING: A second Trump-appointed U.S. attorney has been disqualified after a federal judge ruled her appointment invalid.

Sigal Chattah is out as US attorney in Nevada, just like Alina Habba in NJ: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
joepatrice.bsky.social
Fair. It’s a tough needle to thread. When we write about law firms, the audience is almost all lawyers. When we write about the SCOTUS we get lay readers who find stories through aggregators. So I always have to consider keeping that reader up to speed. Anyway that’s my “how sausage is made” spiel.
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The Cook case forcing them to take up Humphrey’s Executor directly. Maybe it could’ve been a little earlier, but I felt the shadow docket stage had to be laid out first
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The Supreme Court’s goal was to strong arm courts into rubberstamping Trump’s agenda while keeping precedents in place for the future. It’s not working out.