Joe Pizzo
@joepizzo.bsky.social
38 | Gaming, books, traveling, live music, food, and cats 😻
✶ ✶ Chicago ✶ ✶
Previously in Verona 🇮🇹 and 대전 🇰🇷
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🇵🇸
✶ ✶ Chicago ✶ ✶
Previously in Verona 🇮🇹 and 대전 🇰🇷
🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Home Alone is the best Christmas movie and it's not even close
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Home Alone is the best Christmas movie and it's not even close
Merry Christmas to me. Been a good week.
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Merry Christmas to me. Been a good week.
Wife made over 600 Christmas cookies. Send help.
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Wife made over 600 Christmas cookies. Send help.
Started bringing my cold brew into the office in my Twice bottle. Best wedding gift ever
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Started bringing my cold brew into the office in my Twice bottle. Best wedding gift ever
Cozy Sundays are his favorite
December 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Cozy Sundays are his favorite
I'm not a big NFL or Bears guy
But holy fuck
But holy fuck
December 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'm not a big NFL or Bears guy
But holy fuck
But holy fuck
This might actually be the funniest movie scene of all time.
It's just so fucking good
youtu.be/6DrRE1LDY_U
It's just so fucking good
youtu.be/6DrRE1LDY_U
Ace Ventura - Pet Detective - Ass Talking Scene
YouTube video by zombieguy619
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This might actually be the funniest movie scene of all time.
It's just so fucking good
youtu.be/6DrRE1LDY_U
It's just so fucking good
youtu.be/6DrRE1LDY_U
Someone donated their "dorkery" to Goodwill and... oh boy... it's something
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Someone donated their "dorkery" to Goodwill and... oh boy... it's something
I gotta rewatch The Fifth Element
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I gotta rewatch The Fifth Element
Sooooooo we bought a house
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Sooooooo we bought a house
Tonight my nephew sent me a voice memo saying "67 41."
Me:
Me:
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Tonight my nephew sent me a voice memo saying "67 41."
Me:
Me:
Hey LinkedIn. I promise you no one asked for this.
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hey LinkedIn. I promise you no one asked for this.
Impostor syndrome is real today and it's kicking my ass
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Impostor syndrome is real today and it's kicking my ass
Dang it. I can't believe I forgot that Sunday was my vasecto-versary
Now that's a day worth celebrating
Now that's a day worth celebrating
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Dang it. I can't believe I forgot that Sunday was my vasecto-versary
Now that's a day worth celebrating
Now that's a day worth celebrating
Me: "I'm exhausted. I should go to bed early."
Also me: "staying up late to do crossword puzzles and listen to Dashboard Confessional is a great idea"
Also me: "staying up late to do crossword puzzles and listen to Dashboard Confessional is a great idea"
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Me: "I'm exhausted. I should go to bed early."
Also me: "staying up late to do crossword puzzles and listen to Dashboard Confessional is a great idea"
Also me: "staying up late to do crossword puzzles and listen to Dashboard Confessional is a great idea"
Ok these Enso Pokemon rings are cool tho
I'm gonna get the Charizard one
I'm gonna get the Charizard one
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Ok these Enso Pokemon rings are cool tho
I'm gonna get the Charizard one
I'm gonna get the Charizard one
Why would the thrift store sell this?!
Have they not seen the movie?!?
Have they not seen the movie?!?
December 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why would the thrift store sell this?!
Have they not seen the movie?!?
Have they not seen the movie?!?
What should I read next?
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
What should I read next?
One time I went to Frida Kahlo's house and had a brief career as a model
December 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
One time I went to Frida Kahlo's house and had a brief career as a model
I just want to go home and play Ball x Pit.
Gonna wait to buy the Pokemon DLC considering I bought a house yesterday 😭😭
Gonna wait to buy the Pokemon DLC considering I bought a house yesterday 😭😭
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I just want to go home and play Ball x Pit.
Gonna wait to buy the Pokemon DLC considering I bought a house yesterday 😭😭
Gonna wait to buy the Pokemon DLC considering I bought a house yesterday 😭😭
Ok the New York Times mortadella cookies are 🔥🔥🔥
(They're strawberry almond cookies with pistachios and macadamia nuts)
(They're strawberry almond cookies with pistachios and macadamia nuts)
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ok the New York Times mortadella cookies are 🔥🔥🔥
(They're strawberry almond cookies with pistachios and macadamia nuts)
(They're strawberry almond cookies with pistachios and macadamia nuts)
Turns out buying a house is super stressful. Who would have thought?
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Turns out buying a house is super stressful. Who would have thought?