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Joe Pizzo
@joepizzo.bsky.social
38 | Gaming, books, traveling, live music, food, and cats 😻

✶ ✶ Chicago ✶ ✶
Previously in Verona 🇮🇹 and 대전 🇰🇷

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Home Alone is the best Christmas movie and it's not even close
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Merry Christmas to me. Been a good week.
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Wife made over 600 Christmas cookies. Send help.
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Started bringing my cold brew into the office in my Twice bottle. Best wedding gift ever
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Cozy Sundays are his favorite
December 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm not a big NFL or Bears guy

But holy fuck
December 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This might actually be the funniest movie scene of all time.

It's just so fucking good

youtu.be/6DrRE1LDY_U
Ace Ventura - Pet Detective - Ass Talking Scene
YouTube video by zombieguy619
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Someone donated their "dorkery" to Goodwill and... oh boy... it's something
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I gotta rewatch The Fifth Element
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sooooooo we bought a house
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
whooooaaaaaaa
December 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Tonight my nephew sent me a voice memo saying "67 41."

Me:
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hey LinkedIn. I promise you no one asked for this.
December 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Impostor syndrome is real today and it's kicking my ass
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Dang it. I can't believe I forgot that Sunday was my vasecto-versary

Now that's a day worth celebrating
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Me: "I'm exhausted. I should go to bed early."

Also me: "staying up late to do crossword puzzles and listen to Dashboard Confessional is a great idea"
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Ok these Enso Pokemon rings are cool tho

I'm gonna get the Charizard one
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Why would the thrift store sell this?!

Have they not seen the movie?!?
December 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What should I read next?
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
One time I went to Frida Kahlo's house and had a brief career as a model
December 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Nice 😎
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I just want to go home and play Ball x Pit.

Gonna wait to buy the Pokemon DLC considering I bought a house yesterday 😭😭
December 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ok the New York Times mortadella cookies are 🔥🔥🔥

(They're strawberry almond cookies with pistachios and macadamia nuts)
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Turns out buying a house is super stressful. Who would have thought?
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM