Joey Oleary
@joey-oey.bsky.social
All I wanna do is ride my turtle and save the bikes
In culinary school the teacher always believes that your dog ate your homework
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 AM
In culinary school the teacher always believes that your dog ate your homework
I've heard this term "rogue wave" and it makes me wonder, how do we know? Maybe they were following orders, and all waves should be held accountable for their actions
January 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I've heard this term "rogue wave" and it makes me wonder, how do we know? Maybe they were following orders, and all waves should be held accountable for their actions
A Bobby Flay biopic called "Ingwedients"
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
A Bobby Flay biopic called "Ingwedients"
As a self-proclaimed expert in optics: why would you go with a white turkey?
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
As a self-proclaimed expert in optics: why would you go with a white turkey?
I've never been suspicious of a turkey in my life, then Trump pardons them, and I wonder about these turkeys' roles on January 6th
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I've never been suspicious of a turkey in my life, then Trump pardons them, and I wonder about these turkeys' roles on January 6th
I'm glad Justin Trudeau is no longer the Prime Minister of Canada, I kept getting him confused with the guy from The Leftovers
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I'm glad Justin Trudeau is no longer the Prime Minister of Canada, I kept getting him confused with the guy from The Leftovers
Nothing looks more like the 80's than video footage of the 2000's
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Nothing looks more like the 80's than video footage of the 2000's
I can't express how much I don't want to "wolf out" at Great Wolf Lodge
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I can't express how much I don't want to "wolf out" at Great Wolf Lodge
I'm a football fan, I like a Monday night game as much as the next guy, but when having 2 games on Monday night means that Jeopardy! Gets preempted, that is where I draw the line.
October 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I'm a football fan, I like a Monday night game as much as the next guy, but when having 2 games on Monday night means that Jeopardy! Gets preempted, that is where I draw the line.
As critical as I am of RFK jr. I have taken a fair amount of Tylenol in my life, and I've never carried a baby to full term soooo.....
September 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
As critical as I am of RFK jr. I have taken a fair amount of Tylenol in my life, and I've never carried a baby to full term soooo.....
Ryan Reynolds is so random, isn't that hilarious?
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ryan Reynolds is so random, isn't that hilarious?
I just beat a bunch of fighter pilots a volleyball, I guess I'd be great at flying jets
September 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I just beat a bunch of fighter pilots a volleyball, I guess I'd be great at flying jets
I'm gonna save some money by not eating out tonight, I'll Doordash instead
September 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I'm gonna save some money by not eating out tonight, I'll Doordash instead
"Coaster" is the coolest name of any ubiquitous item
September 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Coaster" is the coolest name of any ubiquitous item
I'm not a violent person but if you ever try to "cheers" my food with yours, I will kill you
September 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I'm not a violent person but if you ever try to "cheers" my food with yours, I will kill you
Do you really think Renée Zellweger would've taken Jerry Maguire back if all he said was "hello"
August 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Do you really think Renée Zellweger would've taken Jerry Maguire back if all he said was "hello"
I can't believe I'm still hearing that fucking Owl City song in the year 2025
August 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I can't believe I'm still hearing that fucking Owl City song in the year 2025
When Gloria Estefan says "the rhythm is gonna get you", it feels like a threat
August 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
When Gloria Estefan says "the rhythm is gonna get you", it feels like a threat
Most superheroes aren't equipped for cold weather crimes
August 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Most superheroes aren't equipped for cold weather crimes
I wanted Cal Raleigh to lose the Home Run Derby before I saw him drinking Gatorade Grape Fierce
July 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I wanted Cal Raleigh to lose the Home Run Derby before I saw him drinking Gatorade Grape Fierce
I can't coast, but I could take Pogačar on the incline
July 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I can't coast, but I could take Pogačar on the incline
Remember when old cartoons acted like it was harder for a homeless guy to find pants than a barrel with suspenders attached?
July 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Remember when old cartoons acted like it was harder for a homeless guy to find pants than a barrel with suspenders attached?
Why would you even make gummy worms that aren't sour? That's a job for bears
June 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Why would you even make gummy worms that aren't sour? That's a job for bears
Unless something happens at 5 days old, don't start a book with the main character's birth
June 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Unless something happens at 5 days old, don't start a book with the main character's birth
There's nothing I'd love more in the world than winning the Stanley Cup, I just want to never have to play the game of hockey to do it
June 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
There's nothing I'd love more in the world than winning the Stanley Cup, I just want to never have to play the game of hockey to do it