Joey [author oomf]
@joey.drinks.monster
| 28 | He/They (demi) | Bisexual | Writer | Gamer (L) | DM's open :3 | MDNI |
Sometimes I have opinions...
Sometimes I have opinions...
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Chapter 1: Fractured Destiny [Complete]
Essence of Eternity In the face of ultimate evil. One spirit, alone. One sword, defiant. Chapter One: Fractured Destiny Something as innocuous as a stone in the right place at the right time could ...
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Kings, Queens, Dragons and Orcs. Monsters, fortresses, magic and more!
If high fantasy fiction featuring an ensemble cast with a near-endlessly unraveling plot is your cup of tea then I implore you to check out chapter one of my book FOR FREE.
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If high fantasy fiction featuring an ensemble cast with a near-endlessly unraveling plot is your cup of tea then I implore you to check out chapter one of my book FOR FREE.
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i feel like if i go to bed im going to wake up to one jillion notifications
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
i feel like if i go to bed im going to wake up to one jillion notifications
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
oh what's my book about you ask?
How about love, and friendship, and comradery, and family, and doing what's right, and compassion, and empathy, and learning.
How about love, and friendship, and comradery, and family, and doing what's right, and compassion, and empathy, and learning.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
oh what's my book about you ask?
How about love, and friendship, and comradery, and family, and doing what's right, and compassion, and empathy, and learning.
How about love, and friendship, and comradery, and family, and doing what's right, and compassion, and empathy, and learning.
like "one day I am going to grow wings," my brothers and sisters in christ you simply cannot do it, you lose, i am going to throw up over them why did i make such a tragic group of characters
every time i listen to Let Down by Radiohead I'm like "who is this in my book series" but then when I think about it, it really is just every single member of the Vanguard...doomed by the narrative sorry readers
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
like "one day I am going to grow wings," my brothers and sisters in christ you simply cannot do it, you lose, i am going to throw up over them why did i make such a tragic group of characters
every time i listen to Let Down by Radiohead I'm like "who is this in my book series" but then when I think about it, it really is just every single member of the Vanguard...doomed by the narrative sorry readers
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
every time i listen to Let Down by Radiohead I'm like "who is this in my book series" but then when I think about it, it really is just every single member of the Vanguard...doomed by the narrative sorry readers
i feel broken
I'm what happens when you spend your entire childhood being/feeling humiliated no matter what you do
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i feel broken
I'm what happens when you spend your entire childhood being/feeling humiliated no matter what you do
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm what happens when you spend your entire childhood being/feeling humiliated no matter what you do
get zoowie back to 200 NYEOW
We got to 200 friends ^-^
Hello everyone 🤍
It is nice to meet you 🥰
I'm going to repost this if anyone wants to add me on anything else :3
Goodnight!!!!!!!! 💞
Hello everyone 🤍
It is nice to meet you 🥰
I'm going to repost this if anyone wants to add me on anything else :3
Goodnight!!!!!!!! 💞
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
get zoowie back to 200 NYEOW
i have ran out of lore
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
i have ran out of lore
fuck it 1 like = 1 lore
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
fuck it 1 like = 1 lore
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LEARN EMPATHY
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
LEARN EMPATHY
hrmmm the timeline seems like bad vibes all around today
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
hrmmm the timeline seems like bad vibes all around today
can someone do a tier list of some kind where i end up on top
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
can someone do a tier list of some kind where i end up on top
where's my dota oomf i need to tell them i am approximately 8 wins away from 7k mmr
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
where's my dota oomf i need to tell them i am approximately 8 wins away from 7k mmr
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Some online etiquettes:
- Please
- Thankyou
- Dont ask for personal information from vulnerable people including financial information to create a dependency that can score you brownie points. While it's okay to have a crush on someone / want to be closer,
- Please
- Thankyou
- Dont ask for personal information from vulnerable people including financial information to create a dependency that can score you brownie points. While it's okay to have a crush on someone / want to be closer,
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Some online etiquettes:
- Please
- Thankyou
- Dont ask for personal information from vulnerable people including financial information to create a dependency that can score you brownie points. While it's okay to have a crush on someone / want to be closer,
- Please
- Thankyou
- Dont ask for personal information from vulnerable people including financial information to create a dependency that can score you brownie points. While it's okay to have a crush on someone / want to be closer,
the thing about getting bad vibes from an account is that they are usually correct
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
the thing about getting bad vibes from an account is that they are usually correct
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November 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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that being said: WHERE'S THE DAMN STOVE
Peak (the game) underestimates how long I will sit in my chair and reload the game until it gives me a portable stove, i am cooking and eating that mandrake idc how long it takes
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
that being said: WHERE'S THE DAMN STOVE
Peak (the game) underestimates how long I will sit in my chair and reload the game until it gives me a portable stove, i am cooking and eating that mandrake idc how long it takes
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Peak (the game) underestimates how long I will sit in my chair and reload the game until it gives me a portable stove, i am cooking and eating that mandrake idc how long it takes
To anyone who saw my selfie: I can look better than that, that was taken at work whilst I had 2 coffee's in me I swear i can look better in nice clothes with nice hair and a nice smile (?)
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
To anyone who saw my selfie: I can look better than that, that was taken at work whilst I had 2 coffee's in me I swear i can look better in nice clothes with nice hair and a nice smile (?)
For me to follow you back you've gotta... how do I put this... seem like a real human being
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
For me to follow you back you've gotta... how do I put this... seem like a real human being
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I have the bestest friends on the planet bro no contest shoutouts to having amazing people in my life
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I have the bestest friends on the planet bro no contest shoutouts to having amazing people in my life
