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Johohohoey🎄🎁 [Author oomf]
@joey.drinks.monster
| 28 | He/They (demi) | Bisexual | Writer | Taken <3 | DM's open :3 | MDNI |

Sometimes I have opinions...
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Kings, Queens, Dragons and Orcs. Monsters, fortresses, magic and more!

If high fantasy fiction featuring an ensemble cast with a near-endlessly unraveling plot is your cup of tea then I implore you to check out chapter one of my book FOR FREE.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Chapter 1: Fractured Destiny [Complete]
Essence of Eternity In the face of ultimate evil. One spirit, alone. One sword, defiant. Chapter One: Fractured Destiny Something as innocuous as a stone in the right place at the right time could ...
docs.google.com
To whoever just dm'ed me i can't check it till the 29th I'm not ignoring you i just can't access my messages on my phone 😔🫶
December 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Who's turn is it to talk to me 👉👈
December 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Hi folks migrating from Twitter!

「 ✦ Joey ✦ 」

December #promosky

✮⋆˙ Games
✰ DotA 2 (Immortal)
✰ Slay the Spire

✮⋆˙ Anime
✰ Naruto <33
✰ Most Shonen(ง︡'-'︠)ง

✮⋆˙ Writing
✰ I write a Fantasy series that has a finished book! If you like reading please check it out (first chapter is my pinned !)
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I dont care for the Dublith arc of FMAB, but the one benefit is LING SOON
December 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Merry Christmas @joey.drinks.monster !!!
this cutie is Hunter from Essence of Eternity (Joey’s book! go read it!!!)
#rotisseraedraws
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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【 🫐 】 #promosky — hii i'm yuri and i'd love to make new oomfs ^^🎊

🐟 • xenoblade, pokémon, fire emblem, zelda, ut/dr, yo-kai watch, hatsune miku, ace attorney, splatoon, ƎNA, kagepro, f1, etc
🌠 • wwaaku.straw.page (read byf)
💙 • hashtag whatever hashtag follow me (sfb)

♡ & ↺ appreciated 🌤
December 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Interaction bait: i love you
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Okay guys good news i got fullmetal alchemist to work on my parents TV so like, "haha again!!"
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Me for the next 3 days someone chat to me 😭
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
People who take off their seat belts and immediately stand up to take their bags out of the overhead storage even tho the seatbelt sign is still on: what is wrong with you
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The guy was giga nice tho he let me watch LOTR on his phone with him :]
Its over
Omg empty seat to the left of me prayge it stays empty chat
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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i like the term oomf in law bc it feels like we live in a little neighborhood where its close knit but in a positive way. like if you dont know someone, you have friends who do!! and theyre cool!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Yaknow what ill say it barges > boats
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Its over
Omg empty seat to the left of me prayge it stays empty chat
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Omg empty seat to the left of me prayge it stays empty chat
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hmmm
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Actually I think they're Italian, italian oomfs what should I say
French oomfs there are French people queueing behind me what should I say
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
French oomfs there are French people queueing behind me what should I say
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Any anxious flyers in the chat
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I got so worried that I had got the date or time wrong for my flight but actually I was so early that they hadn't opened bag drop off yet PHEW
December 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
me watching FMAB for the one jillionth time: man why'd they make this show so good
December 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
now if only there was a way where only my posts reach my followers and no one else
December 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
mutuals tab > following tab

think i live here now
December 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Monsterverse Godzilla they could never make me hate you
December 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM