JoeyADM
@joeyadm.bsky.social
Nintendo & PlayStation gamer | Marvel fan | Reality TV addict | Best bodysurfer along the Jersey shore
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JoeyADM
@joeyadm.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I know I make it look easy, but it’s exhausting being America’s sweetheart.
I end every phone call by saying, “love you, bye,” when talking to family and friends. My biggest fear in life is that I’m accidentally going to say it when I hang up with a coworker.
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I end every phone call by saying, “love you, bye,” when talking to family and friends. My biggest fear in life is that I’m accidentally going to say it when I hang up with a coworker.
Ranking every concert I attended in 2025:
1. Lady Gaga
2. Beyoncé
3. Katseye
4. Tate McRae (w/ Zara Larson)
5. Sabrina Carpenter (w/ Olivia Dean & Amber Mark)
6. SZA & Kendrick Lamar
1. Lady Gaga
2. Beyoncé
3. Katseye
4. Tate McRae (w/ Zara Larson)
5. Sabrina Carpenter (w/ Olivia Dean & Amber Mark)
6. SZA & Kendrick Lamar
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Ranking every concert I attended in 2025:
1. Lady Gaga
2. Beyoncé
3. Katseye
4. Tate McRae (w/ Zara Larson)
5. Sabrina Carpenter (w/ Olivia Dean & Amber Mark)
6. SZA & Kendrick Lamar
1. Lady Gaga
2. Beyoncé
3. Katseye
4. Tate McRae (w/ Zara Larson)
5. Sabrina Carpenter (w/ Olivia Dean & Amber Mark)
6. SZA & Kendrick Lamar
I find it comical when people in other departments push back and copy in their executives as if the reasons I provided for not doing/approving something are going to change. I meant what I said, and it was grounded in fact and rationality. Executives being on the email doesn’t suddenly change that.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I find it comical when people in other departments push back and copy in their executives as if the reasons I provided for not doing/approving something are going to change. I meant what I said, and it was grounded in fact and rationality. Executives being on the email doesn’t suddenly change that.
After I beat Hollow Knight, I bought The Knight. So after beating Silksong I obviously needed Hornet.
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
After I beat Hollow Knight, I bought The Knight. So after beating Silksong I obviously needed Hornet.
Every time I’m on the roof, I feel like I’m in a Simple Plan music video.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Every time I’m on the roof, I feel like I’m in a Simple Plan music video.
Ah yes, my favorite time of day.
5:00pm-2:00am: Lie on couch
5:00pm-2:00am: Lie on couch
November 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Ah yes, my favorite time of day.
5:00pm-2:00am: Lie on couch
5:00pm-2:00am: Lie on couch
I can’t even begin to express the rage that fills inside me when I go to a bakery and they put donuts in a bag instead of a box. In what world do I want the icing of one donut touching the bottom of another? OR when I explicitly specify a box, and instead of laying them flat, they stack them. 🤬
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I can’t even begin to express the rage that fills inside me when I go to a bakery and they put donuts in a bag instead of a box. In what world do I want the icing of one donut touching the bottom of another? OR when I explicitly specify a box, and instead of laying them flat, they stack them. 🤬
Some people need to stop referring to themselves as “young professionals.”You’re 30. You’re just “a professional” at this point.
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Some people need to stop referring to themselves as “young professionals.”You’re 30. You’re just “a professional” at this point.
Looking forward to the clocks turning back this weekend so I can add an extra hour to my daily crash out.
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Looking forward to the clocks turning back this weekend so I can add an extra hour to my daily crash out.
I feel like if you successfully rob the Louvre, you should get to keep the belongings.
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I feel like if you successfully rob the Louvre, you should get to keep the belongings.
There is never a time when I want apps to suggest people I may know based on my contacts.
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
There is never a time when I want apps to suggest people I may know based on my contacts.
Don’t get me wrong, I love The Challenge, but I miss the days where the dailies were literally just men in speedos grinding on blocks of ice to melt a key out with their body heat. How did we go from that to driving cars off cliffs?
October 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I love The Challenge, but I miss the days where the dailies were literally just men in speedos grinding on blocks of ice to melt a key out with their body heat. How did we go from that to driving cars off cliffs?
The team that got me from Z to A.
October 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The team that got me from Z to A.
Pokémon Legends: Z-A shiny thread.
October 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Pokémon Legends: Z-A shiny thread.
Made the best protein shake to ever exist. Literally tastes like melted banana split Dippin’ Dots. I’d give you the full recipe to recreate it, except there are special ingredients you’ll never acquire, so why bother? And those are my love and care.
October 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Made the best protein shake to ever exist. Literally tastes like melted banana split Dippin’ Dots. I’d give you the full recipe to recreate it, except there are special ingredients you’ll never acquire, so why bother? And those are my love and care.
Genuinely believe the world would be a better place if everyone was allowed to give one elderly person one swift kick to the shin once per week for the stupid shit they do and say.
October 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Genuinely believe the world would be a better place if everyone was allowed to give one elderly person one swift kick to the shin once per week for the stupid shit they do and say.
Rolled credits on Silksong.
October 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Rolled credits on Silksong.
When I get a like on a dating app from the shared profile of a couple, I’m always curious if just one of them sent the like, or if there was a conversation/agreement between them before the like was sent. I’ll never know.
September 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When I get a like on a dating app from the shared profile of a couple, I’m always curious if just one of them sent the like, or if there was a conversation/agreement between them before the like was sent. I’ll never know.
Paternity leave, except it’s just me taking care of my inner child.
September 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Paternity leave, except it’s just me taking care of my inner child.
Project managers are either absolutely meticulous and militant, or the most disorganized and flustered people you’ve ever met. There is no in between.
September 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Project managers are either absolutely meticulous and militant, or the most disorganized and flustered people you’ve ever met. There is no in between.
I think it’s reasonable for a dating profile to have one thirst trap, just to answer some obvious questions. With that said, no serious suitor should be liking or commenting on that photo.
August 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I think it’s reasonable for a dating profile to have one thirst trap, just to answer some obvious questions. With that said, no serious suitor should be liking or commenting on that photo.
The category is… DANCE OR DIE!
Lady Gaga: The Mayhem Ball
Lady Gaga: The Mayhem Ball
August 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The category is… DANCE OR DIE!
Lady Gaga: The Mayhem Ball
Lady Gaga: The Mayhem Ball
When they say you shouldn’t talk behind people’s backs, they’re saying YOU shouldn’t talk behind people’s backs. It’s okay for me to.
August 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When they say you shouldn’t talk behind people’s backs, they’re saying YOU shouldn’t talk behind people’s backs. It’s okay for me to.
Enough time has passed. Australian Survivor: Australia v. The World is a 10/10 season.
August 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Enough time has passed. Australian Survivor: Australia v. The World is a 10/10 season.