Jon close
@joeyclose.bsky.social
Wealth editor and formerly credit guy at with intelligence.
I want to point out my mum's cushion is older than AI.
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I want to point out my mum's cushion is older than AI.
Incredible little job title - flag combo in that story!
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Incredible little job title - flag combo in that story!
"It smells like shit because someone did a Trump"
February 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
"It smells like shit because someone did a Trump"
Also took the wife and child to see Schindler's Lift.
February 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Also took the wife and child to see Schindler's Lift.
Whenever things get tough I just remember what my favourite french car park pay machine told me.
February 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Whenever things get tough I just remember what my favourite french car park pay machine told me.
Some of her early steps...obviously straight into the lake while I was taking this after we'd already packed the car.
January 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Some of her early steps...obviously straight into the lake while I was taking this after we'd already packed the car.
She looks a bit old for that to me.
November 18, 2024 at 7:27 PM
She looks a bit old for that to me.
Glad the Google play app store is here to help me drink water.
November 15, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Glad the Google play app store is here to help me drink water.
and how the hell do you have the 20% of the median voter supporting something?
November 15, 2024 at 7:28 PM
and how the hell do you have the 20% of the median voter supporting something?
Repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
November 13, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
honestly, this kind of palaver is why I didn't go to Oxford. This makes no sense as a naming thing. (think this is the version I read, that dude looks familiar). Now I'm genuinely not sure if I've only read half of the Anabasis. Pretty sure it's the second half if any.
October 24, 2024 at 7:07 PM
honestly, this kind of palaver is why I didn't go to Oxford. This makes no sense as a naming thing. (think this is the version I read, that dude looks familiar). Now I'm genuinely not sure if I've only read half of the Anabasis. Pretty sure it's the second half if any.
Without downloading a new pic, where are you now mentally?
September 19, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Without downloading a new pic, where are you now mentally?
Finally my taskbar news gets what's been going on.
September 4, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Finally my taskbar news gets what's been going on.
Went on a summer vacation.
(For years i thought it was something about a rabbit game)
(For years i thought it was something about a rabbit game)
September 3, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Went on a summer vacation.
(For years i thought it was something about a rabbit game)
(For years i thought it was something about a rabbit game)
If you see this quote post with a beach from your gallery.
September 2, 2024 at 6:24 PM
If you see this quote post with a beach from your gallery.
August 10, 2024 at 11:53 AM
they keep mocking the last supper
July 30, 2024 at 1:36 PM
they keep mocking the last supper
No thanks duo. No thanks.
May 14, 2024 at 5:59 PM
No thanks duo. No thanks.
'its not explicitly the tour de france' I hear you say. Wrong! They (inexplicably) have a key to this 'mural' (even inexplicablier) on the other side of the boat. Clearly labelling decathlon man in the tour. Wonder who he is.
February 19, 2024 at 9:39 PM
'its not explicitly the tour de france' I hear you say. Wrong! They (inexplicably) have a key to this 'mural' (even inexplicablier) on the other side of the boat. Clearly labelling decathlon man in the tour. Wonder who he is.