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J Dub
@joeydetroit.bsky.social
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Guys are like:

While women are all:
Two photos of mannequins. The first one is all male forms and the second is female presenting.
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Hoping for a headline like this tomorrow:

NEW YORK TO CUOMO
DROP DEAD
November 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Is that a moon?
Ariel photo of the White House with a partially constructed Death Star on the lawn
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” Frank Wilhoit
September 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Photo from the Colbert report of a canned ham wearing glasses
September 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Ikr
A screenshot that reads: if you want to see a screenshot of a big paragraph of white text on a black background that probably says a lot about society... bluesky is the place to be
September 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Shit now I’m starting to think the rumors are true
August 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Hell yes
A screenshot of a mobile Home Screen with two alerts that say New Music ABOMINATION REVEALED AT LAST by Thee Oh Sees is available now. And Moon Phase Yesterday, 7:01 PM The full moon cycle is about to begin and will hit its peak at 3:57am on Aug 9. •
August 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I got a email from the government the other day
I opened and read it, it said they were suckers
Screenshot of a Medicare email sent by noted health fraud, quack, and sociopath Dr Oz
July 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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For reference
A now deleted skeet from James Jordan which read: “Sorry to go all Catholic, but if Pope Benedict XVI could be forcibly conscripted in WW2 and later become Pope, then surely it's fair to say that complying with forced conscription is not inherently immoral. Therefore outright calling for "Death to the IDF" is not justified.”
July 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Sponsored by Sandoz
May 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Mother in law who has never seen a marijuana “…
May 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Me today
Old timey cartoon still of a cute owl-kid wearing a vest a bow tie singing “I love the spring-a”
April 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Two texts 45 minutes apart that read: i wouldn't count out playoff patrick just yet Then: i have decided to count out playoff patrick
February 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Nardwaur to his camera crew as Timmy rolls across the record store floor
December 30, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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Classic 🙌
December 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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It was a pretty good summer
December 4, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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The matrix loves little jokes like this
November 26, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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A flyer announcing a punk rock show in Orlando Florida that features multiple bands from different countries. Happens October 23rd.
August 6, 2023 at 2:31 AM
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Mike McD reading this
July 9, 2023 at 7:58 PM
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July 7, 2023 at 8:16 PM