Joeyess
@joeyess.bsky.social
The prevention of a religious monarchy is THE hill this godless heathen will die on. And you know, I don’t really want to die so I’ll be really pissed about that whole thing, so… yeah
I wonder if the anchorman can play jazz flute
February 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I wonder if the anchorman can play jazz flute
Yeah… that’s the point, numbnuts
February 16, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Yeah… that’s the point, numbnuts
Alford was a shitty anchor and he’s about to be a member of a party consigned to a generation in the minority…. Good choice, anchorman
February 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Alford was a shitty anchor and he’s about to be a member of a party consigned to a generation in the minority…. Good choice, anchorman
He looks like he’s dumping a pantload
February 16, 2026 at 2:50 PM
He looks like he’s dumping a pantload
What are you talking about? We’re pleasing Putin… sheesh!
February 16, 2026 at 1:25 PM
What are you talking about? We’re pleasing Putin… sheesh!
Hopefully he’ll have a fatal heart attack somewhere between the 13th and 15th holes
February 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Hopefully he’ll have a fatal heart attack somewhere between the 13th and 15th holes
Well, this is worthy of a repost
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Well, this is worthy of a repost
No…. Executive Orders are not laws… they’re an administrative wish list for Congress… without congressional action, they’re as useless as the toilet paper you used this morning
February 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
No…. Executive Orders are not laws… they’re an administrative wish list for Congress… without congressional action, they’re as useless as the toilet paper you used this morning
That’s not how any of this works…. At all
February 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
That’s not how any of this works…. At all
Read my bio… I mean that fucking shit
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Read my bio… I mean that fucking shit
Yep… that’s the reward for winning it all: content
February 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Yep… that’s the reward for winning it all: content
He looks like he just shit himself and she is painfully aware of it
February 14, 2026 at 7:05 PM
He looks like he just shit himself and she is painfully aware of it