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Joey Jabroni

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · Nov 24

“But some of us bought those cars before we learned all that terrible stuff about him!”

Fine.

But if you have enough money to buy a Tesla, you have enough money to get rid of a Tesla.

Keeping it is a choice.

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 12h

I can still bring 75… I got this

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 13h

Thanks Dan Wilson

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14h

"Antifa has been around in various iterations for almost 100 years in some instances, going back to the Weimar Republic in Germany."

- Jack Posobiec at Trump's roundtable on antifa

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 13h

Hahaha literal Luke Jackson pitching.

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 13h

At this point Dan should just start Luke Raley at DH. That way when he PH Garver we can get Canzone in there for the bulk of the game.

Gotta strategize how to use Dans instagrams him.

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 13h

Don’t worry, Dan Wilson has a plan for Luke Raley to save us.

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, Speier and Bazardo are our two best. And if they are then that’s a whole other indictment.

It’s not just that. It’s the PH decisions, it’s WHEN he chooses to pull a pitcher and when he keeps one in.

It’s not second guessing when everyone in the world can see it real time.

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 13h

Dan is such a bad fucking manager, and it’s gonna cost us this game

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 13h

Pierzynski writing his own narrative and deciding it’s correct because it’s correct.

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

That’s a foul ball. Umpiring has been bad the whole series.

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

Naturally, Dan had a “feeling” about him going back out there.

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

On cue

Amanda Lane Cumming @amandalc.bsky.social · 14h

Can I go to the post-game press conference? I just have a lot of questions for Dan Wilson. Most of them are variations of “Dude, WTF?”

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

I don’t understand how he’s SO bad at this! Seems like almost any reasonable, invested, knowledgeable fan* could out-manage him

*this eliminates me

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

How does Dan always know the wrong buttons to push??

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

Huh, who could’ve guessed that pulling Canzone in the 4th may not have been a great move??

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

Folks I was on a call for that half inning. I’m off now though. I’m sorry.

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

Eat shit Kerry Carpenter.

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

Sorry! My fault! Won’t do it again!

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

52 pitches with one out in the 5th?! I was wrong to be so concerned about Miller!

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

52 pitches with one out in the 5th?! I was wrong to be so concerned about Miller!

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

Boy Tigers pitchers really can’t field huh?

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

Is this the Perry Hill effect? Naylor was at -6 DRS before coming to SEA but he certainly hasn’t been that (mostly) with us!

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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 14h

Jesus… bases loaded no outs, our old enemy.

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 15h

I don’t think Naylor had anything there, but respect the absolutely MASTERFUL troll job. You could tell the moment is started bugging the pitcher.

Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social · 15h

Does Kerry Carpenter run funnier than Luke Raley?