Joey
@joeylrios.bsky.social
Engineer, Dad, Magic the Gathering Player. I'm really cool on LinkedIn, but lost over here.
Even though they are running out of you, they have plenty of parking.
December 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Even though they are running out of you, they have plenty of parking.
We went on a one-night trip last weekend. One night. Are there any clues in this photo of our supplies that my wife is Indian?
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We went on a one-night trip last weekend. One night. Are there any clues in this photo of our supplies that my wife is Indian?
When you pay for Priority Shipping, your package gets the royal treatment with a tour of The Bay.
December 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
When you pay for Priority Shipping, your package gets the royal treatment with a tour of The Bay.
I bought Secret Wars off the shelf when it came out. This cover with The Hulk holding up the mountain was something that always stuck with me. As much as I hate giving in to nostalgia, I'm going to have to have this card. #MTGxMarvel
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I bought Secret Wars off the shelf when it came out. This cover with The Hulk holding up the mountain was something that always stuck with me. As much as I hate giving in to nostalgia, I'm going to have to have this card. #MTGxMarvel
When you have you have 5hrs of meetings starting at 6am with no breaks.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
When you have you have 5hrs of meetings starting at 6am with no breaks.
If you run a comedy club and don't do regular open mics, you are doing the art form a disservice.
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If you run a comedy club and don't do regular open mics, you are doing the art form a disservice.
In Spain. Found the bean guy.
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
In Spain. Found the bean guy.
Finally, more canned spinach.
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Finally, more canned spinach.
Ghalta let me down this weekend. Has me thinking about new mono-green commanders. #magicthegathering
October 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ghalta let me down this weekend. Has me thinking about new mono-green commanders. #magicthegathering
Just found out I'm 93% lead.
September 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Just found out I'm 93% lead.
Hey, what are you up to?
September 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey, what are you up to?
Had to use the "Other" box when cancelling my Disney+ subscription.
September 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Had to use the "Other" box when cancelling my Disney+ subscription.
Lol. Someone wants a:
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
August 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Lol. Someone wants a:
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
1. Pardon
2. Ambassadorship
3. Cabinet position
4. Federal contract
5. Tax relief
Or some combination thereof.
At the amusement park with my son yesterday. He wanted to play some games, but I said no way, didn't trust it. Too many red flags.
July 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
At the amusement park with my son yesterday. He wanted to play some games, but I said no way, didn't trust it. Too many red flags.
I hope they named him something fun, like "Footlong Fred" or "Extra Pickles Pete."
July 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I hope they named him something fun, like "Footlong Fred" or "Extra Pickles Pete."
At the Indian grocery store and I think a new, cruel nickname just dropped. Feel free to use in your friend groups.
July 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
At the Indian grocery store and I think a new, cruel nickname just dropped. Feel free to use in your friend groups.
I didn't read the article, but if "potato salad" isn't on the list, we know it's bogus.
June 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I didn't read the article, but if "potato salad" isn't on the list, we know it's bogus.
I don't know who gave a general heads up on this a couple weeks ago here on Bluesky, but I sincerely thank you. Super psyched for this show.
June 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I don't know who gave a general heads up on this a couple weeks ago here on Bluesky, but I sincerely thank you. Super psyched for this show.
There's no discourse to be had with these people. Now they are advocating public torture of a sitting governor.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/spe...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/spe...
Speaker Johnson, backing Trump's LA actions, says Newsom should be 'tarred and feathered'
Other Republicans support Trump's decision to deploy National Guard and Marines.
abcnews.go.com
June 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
There's no discourse to be had with these people. Now they are advocating public torture of a sitting governor.
abcnews.go.com/Politics/spe...
abcnews.go.com/Politics/spe...
Imagine going to your dentist and sitting in the waiting room for an hour and then they come out and say "we're all out of x-rays, sorry." At least the dentist will get you in and give you what you came for. This sucks, @magic.wizards.com.
June 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Imagine going to your dentist and sitting in the waiting room for an hour and then they come out and say "we're all out of x-rays, sorry." At least the dentist will get you in and give you what you came for. This sucks, @magic.wizards.com.
Can't wait for all the democratic politicians to have strongly worded concerns on all the Sunday news shows. That'll show 'em they mean business.
June 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Can't wait for all the democratic politicians to have strongly worded concerns on all the Sunday news shows. That'll show 'em they mean business.
Me gifting our 23-year-old, 350K-mile Honda CRV to my son when he turns 16:
May 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Me gifting our 23-year-old, 350K-mile Honda CRV to my son when he turns 16:
Wife texting me: Are you out buying more Magic cards?
Me:
Me:
May 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Wife texting me: Are you out buying more Magic cards?
Me:
Me: