Joey
joeyrockwood.bsky.social
Joey
@joeyrockwood.bsky.social
B.S. in Informatics, minor in Software Engineering.

Programmer focused on building efficient, maintainable systems.

Interests include automation, data workflows, and Microsoft-centric tech stacks.
Definitely gives trust fund baby vibes

Make their success seem hard fought and all them when in reality they’re riding on daddy’s back
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Also you need to buy a used model of the device on eBay and make sure you get the serial number to check on “hasthisbeenupdatedtobeuseless.com”

To be sure you can get the correct version number installed
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They’re not even expensive either smh
a fake nose and glasses with a bunch of ribbons coming out of it
ALT: a fake nose and glasses with a bunch of ribbons coming out of it
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
FNAF is a huge franchise whether you agree with it or not. There is definitely big money behind that and it would be silly to pretend it’s not a big role.
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Had me in the first half ngl. Then the unnecessary drop in of an LLM when we’re just replacing a dropdown list is a wild jump lmao
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I think Karl Urbans new popularity due to the boys could really help. Kinda like how people watch anything with Pedro Pascal now.
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The one I used to live by was brand new and vacuums were awesome. 6 months in they did something so they sucked at like half the original power.

Became basically useless. Hopefully that’s not a common thing.
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
And on their way to school/work/etc

The point should be to used on reduction of events and I think automation will always have a better track record than anything else. Mistakes are not nearly as rare with humans, even the non-inebriated
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Three shalt be the number of dates, and the number of dates shall be three.
Two is too few unless thou then proceed to three.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Yeah this is what I came to say. I fail to see how the pure evil of preventing coverage of the shots would be their goal if they care about profits.

Unless they are somehow not covering costs for those with hep b too, but then competition comes into play and someone will see profit to be made…
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
These dudes are ALWAYS rolling, like chill
bro you’re making everyone uncomfortable
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Somehow, finagling returned…
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It’s always been that way. Their brand also has basically no competition so good luck.
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Metal Gear Solid 3: *Cake Eater
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You can see the hurt and disappoint
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’ve only ever seen things like pandora used in that way. Spotify and Apple Music allow music selection so users can pick what they want to listen to. Make playlists they can call back on. Etc. radio is an ideal replacement for what you describe but most of these users do not use them for that.
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Great site but not a realistic alternative to Spotify
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Probably dancing with the stars. Abbreviations and acronyms are so useful right?
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Article clears it up. Funny headline and imagine combo though.
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Had to google Scott prime just to make sure he didn’t just really look like Michael Jordan
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The way I had to check this wasn’t an onion article…
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM