Josef Fruehwald
@jofrhwld.bsky.social
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i’m a linguist. he/him https://jofrhwld.github.io/
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for about 5 seconds I was wondering "Was Mario, PI" a video game?
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oh, just a little humor about Praat updates
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"Paul Boersma giveth, and he taketh away."
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this'll be a great test of Ezra Klein's hypothesis that it's a good idea for the democrats to burn all this time, money, & organizer goodwill to run a culture-war-lite candidate
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brooklyn tweed doesn’t make yarn anymore 😯
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it’d be one thing if they were getting catfished, but *knowing* it’s a bot, and giving it a pet name…
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every journalist who screenshots it?
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i've added hyperlinks to my primary website as well as my WebLog jofrhwld.github.io/~joe/
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ai apologists are one thing. “It might be useful” is another. but ai *enthusiasts* are not normal
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I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

By Tyler Cowen
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“Let go and let God.” -accepting that which you have no control over

“Jesus take the wheel.” -I’m gonna be crazy reckless, watch this
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maybe this’ll get me cancelled, but i’m not a fan of Paul F Tompkins’ shtick
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I forget what happened that people were like "I don't like audacity nomore," but yeah, that or whatever people replaced it with
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Phonetics teachers: You need to make a quick and dirty recording for class slides. You pop open:

1️⃣ Praat (Record mono Sound)
2️⃣ Phone voice memo
3️⃣ Something else?
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multiple episodes in the first 2 seasons of the XFiles are: Mulder and Scully travel to remote <biome> where a research team has dug up an ancient parasite
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Andrew Wakefield had a patent for a solo measles vaccine at the same time he was drumming up fears about the 3-in-one MMR, telling parents to get each one separately. I only learned about that much more recently
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Setting aside the bad science, these recommendations will amplify the personal and professional burden that women face as family health managers. Because kids will need more medical visits and be more likely to get sick and very sick, meaning more time that moms will have to take off from paid work.
Pregnant Women, DON’T USE TYLENOL UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, DON’T GIVE TYLENOL TO YOUR YOUNG CHILD FOR VIRTUALLY ANY REASON, BREAK UP THE MMR SHOT INTO THREE TOTALLY SEPARATE SHOTS (NOT MIXED!), TAKE CHICKEN P SHOT SEPARATELY, TAKE HEPATITAS B SHOT AT 12 YEARS OLD, OR OLDER, AND, IMPORTANTLY, TAKE VACCINE IN 5 SEPARATE MEDICAL VISITS! President DJT
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i don’t know how to paint a cat, but here she is
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in a moment of dialectal confusion in class, i said “I shouldn’t drink that, it’s toilet water” about a soda bottle i partially filled at a *bathroom* sink to demonstrate a Helmholtz resonator…