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Jo Gaches
@jogaches.bsky.social
Energy policy and infrastructure regulation for the UK. And mountains and cats, obvs.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Entlebert Humperdinck.
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Is there usually one sensible pup off to the side getting his sleep in, while the rest push their feet in each other's ears?
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
That's the first hotel I'd ever stayed in that had signs forbidding guests from lighting bonfires in their rooms. Couldn't work out what that said about the russian population.
July 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
As Ogden Nash nearly said:

"JD Vance /
needs a kick in the pance."
April 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Christ, I wouldn't let him paint the windows unsupervised. I wonder if what goes through his head does have more of a thread to it, than what makes it out of his mouth.
March 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
There is no short cut. There is no power without responsibility or consequences or hard work. The US can't just 'spend' reputation and then buy more. When it's gone, it's gone. No more superpower. Uninvestable basket case. Chances of recovery slim, as all countries that can put boot in on way down.
March 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Slava Ukraini, always.
February 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
At what point does Europe find it's at war with both Russia and the US? Not until Russia starts using the latest American aircraft? Or prior to that, when the US starts economically blackmailing EU countries to drop support for Ukraine?
February 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
🇺🇦🔱
February 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
After Bucha, when I completely lost it with a woman complaining her holiday might be a bit more expensive.
February 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The problem with that logic, is that the 'crisis' will somehow right itself, despite having had the very things that prevented it happening removed.
February 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
How may we help his mother? Could you pass on replacement funds?
February 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Well, if attitude dictates scale, yeah.
January 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"manual dexterity"? Low bar, these Illuminati.
December 23, 2024 at 6:43 PM
It doesn't even do that! It's telling you you're a German speaker, reading English words. I am quite tempted to download it, to "learn how to speak like a native English speaker". Astonish my family for Christmas. But, no.
December 21, 2024 at 6:31 PM
It's no Henry Higgins. He'd have noted I live in Scotland, spent my youth in Norfolk, was educated at private school, watched Australian soap operas in my teens, and spent a large part of my adult life in Cumbria and central London. Friends just dismiss it as "quite posh".
December 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Er, it's bollocks. Three requests for repeat recordings and I get this. I'm from the West Riding. Second incredibly shaky languages are French and German.
December 21, 2024 at 6:01 PM
There's no nuance! Congrats to whoever wins. Mr Usyk is correct that UK support is for Ukraine fullstop, not for whoever has the better boxer.
December 20, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Twenty isn't enough. And yet I don't revisit these as often as would do me good. Thank you to @davidallengreen.bsky.social via @ruthdeyermond.bsky.social for prompting me to pay attention.
December 20, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Day 20:
December 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Day 19:
December 19, 2024 at 4:31 PM