James
johames.bsky.social
James
@johames.bsky.social
Poor Liko just looks like that
May 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Been getting really into frying eggs in heavy cream
May 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Partner wanted takoyaki for dinner
May 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“Coconut flavored lifesaver” is by far the worst line in this series
May 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Book 8 side character who is gay and every time is given plot relevance is said to be gay no less than 3 times dies via forces of darkness while singing Defying Gravity but specifically the Glee cover anyway go read House of Night for a mindless palate cleanser from current topics RIP Jack Twist
May 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Got a tooth removed yesterday
After numbing, Doctor says “you’re going to feel some pressure”
I’m then immediately held in place by the surgical tech as the doctor takes 2 different sized chisels to my jaw and finished with pliers
Not counting numbing, literally a 1 minute procedure
April 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
How do I tell my roommate it’s weird she brings her 18 year old coworker around to get high and drunk
April 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Girlfriend took her eyes off me for too long so I climbed a roof from a stairwell
March 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The lost art of DVD menu transitions.
March 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Buddy tried to embarrass me with a “vintage cringe” compilation so I hit him with the History of Soviet Union Arranged to the Melody of Tetris
March 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Filling in for a historical archivist god, fine

Collecting honey? Almost immediate TPK
February 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Good news is I have one more refill for testosterone

Bad news is my state won’t let me change my gender marker
February 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.

Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.

Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.
February 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue
February 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Storage hallway gave fixed camera angle horror game vibe
February 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Am I getting too old or has it become unreasonable to ask people not to smoke in my car like bro either walk or go 20 minutes without hitting your dab pen pick a struggle
February 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Assembly is very quick, less than 10 minutes
6 cubic feet of dirt is a lot of dirt and I did not buy enough whoops
February 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Update: it came in today, incredibly fast shipping. Will assemble and plant tomorrow
Won the same giveaway twice but could actually afford it this time, excited to plant some veggies
February 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Won the same giveaway twice but could actually afford it this time, excited to plant some veggies
February 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Work is getting more non alcoholic drinks in and got the license to do THC drinks
January 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I’ve had a cracked molar (adult tooth fused around the baby tooth and it finally fell out) for about 2 years now and unfortunately it’s starting to hurt and swell
Extraction costs are making clove oil and pliers look real tempting
January 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I still think one of the funniest twists I’ve ever experienced is near the end of Resident Evil 8 where you find out you’ve been dead the whole time and you get told “yeah didn’t you think it was weird that you could staple your hand back onto your wrist??”
January 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It is embarrassing how much longer my phone battery lasts since deleting tiktok
January 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Forgot I had a countertop fryer so mochi donut hole time
January 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Got snow last night and the dogs are loving it
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM