Johannah
@johannah.bsky.social
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Multi-Genre, Midwest, GenX writer, who also is an office workin' careering, adjunct professor, avid papercrafter, boardgamer and mom. Find my work at --> thewritingtype.com
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I wrote a raw piece about my experience commuting to work… it’s foul, but it’s 100% true. Thanks to @mrbullbull.bsky.social for giving my gritty CNF a home!
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"The rain doesn’t want you to dawdle at the end of the workday. The rain is your bully. It will piss in your Cheerios. It has one mission—purge the streets." @johannah.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
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@the-engine-idling.bsky.social — you are such a classy, writer-centric lovely publication. Thank you for this beautiful handwritten note and keepsake. This is the best rejection I’ve ever gotten! Unexpected and appreciated! (I didn’t want to spoil the front)❤️
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Sobering to see the not-yet-widely-released tech that might be negatively impacting my career viability… but in good news, it’s a suite of tools not one single app…
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You might live in the Midwest if you went to a Jack O’Lantern walk tonight with photo-realistic commemoration portraits carved into pumpkins…
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I wrote a raw piece about my experience commuting to work… it’s foul, but it’s 100% true. Thanks to @mrbullbull.bsky.social for giving my gritty CNF a home!
mrbullbull.bsky.social
"The rain doesn’t want you to dawdle at the end of the workday. The rain is your bully. It will piss in your Cheerios. It has one mission—purge the streets." @johannah.bsky.social mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
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Energized by an open mic with my writing group. I love to read. Love to listen. Love the vibes in a group of talented writers hyping each other up. Why aren't we doing this more often?
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When you realize your morning drink has some not-so-subtle advice about your job…
Coffee mug that says just walk out
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New year is bringing fresh energy vibes my way. Making a list of everything I want to manifest in 5786. Top of the list-- a legit writer's retreat. Mama needs some creative space for her CNF, screenplay, and her business book.
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Hope your week gets better and you can celebrate in style on Friday!
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My work friend asked if I’d help her kid with his college application essay. I don’t think my friend has actually read my CNF 🤣.
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... actually pretty cute... for a scary spider....😆
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

Every.Single.Song.Perfect.
Cover of Sarah McLachlan's Fumbling Towards Ecstasy album. Image of the singer in a dress touching her neckline.
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I never went to homecoming… but today I got to take my kiddo dress shopping for her hoco. Feel like this is a square on my mom bingo card.
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Very old country — I tug up on my ear when I sneeze to trap my soul from leaving my body…
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…screw retirement strategy— I want a lake house. A big one.
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On my mind as I’m cramming for my AI/ML certification today…
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It’s all good… more funny than anything 🤣
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Meeting your idols- 2 /5 stars. Do not recommend.
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E- paint your nails and do some lovely calligraphy ❤️
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+1 virtual coffee house
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Poetry reader Johannah Simon would like to read more prose poems that deal with longing & desire in a fresh and unexpected way.
Submit here: buff.ly/3OYTRme
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Got schooled up on manga today!!!
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It’s not bragging if it’s based on facts. And your talent is a fact!!!