Johanna Lyman
@johannalyman.com
Trauma informed women's empowerment coach. Turn your inner critics into raving fans! Ask me how.
Deeply committed to democracy, low tolerance for fuckery. LGBTQI+, kink, poly, sex worker friendly.
No DMs please, unless it's an inquiry about working with me
Deeply committed to democracy, low tolerance for fuckery. LGBTQI+, kink, poly, sex worker friendly.
No DMs please, unless it's an inquiry about working with me
Went there last summer for the first time. It's SO gorgeous there at Acadia National Park and especially from the top of #CadillacMountain
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Went there last summer for the first time. It's SO gorgeous there at Acadia National Park and especially from the top of #CadillacMountain
I teach elementary school students and implemented a new rule: any student who says 6-7 in my presence gets to write "I will not repeat brain rot." 67 times.
They understand the assignment.
They understand the assignment.
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I teach elementary school students and implemented a new rule: any student who says 6-7 in my presence gets to write "I will not repeat brain rot." 67 times.
They understand the assignment.
They understand the assignment.
We're already so freshly f*cked.
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We're already so freshly f*cked.
If by "exceptional" you mean disgusting and complicit, then yeah.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If by "exceptional" you mean disgusting and complicit, then yeah.
And anti-trans. Hmmm, where do you stand on trans rights, Gov. Newsom?
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
And anti-trans. Hmmm, where do you stand on trans rights, Gov. Newsom?
What a great f*cking game!!
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What a great f*cking game!!
"No, it wasn't THAT Bubba!"
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"No, it wasn't THAT Bubba!"
Shame! Shame! Shame!
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Shame! Shame! Shame!