johannbuddenbrook.bsky.social
@johannbuddenbrook.bsky.social
on the bright side, the playbook to get him to reheat the pause button nachos is comically obvious
May 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Let's go. Millions must suffer.
February 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I was a bit worried about this, too. But now that your always-wrong peabrain thinks it's as true as ever, I am very relieved that it must be everything but true.
February 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Pwease... my stock is dying 🥺
February 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is the definition of a good faith argument, bub
February 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Honestly all these born winners who, unlike Democrats, don't love to lose, should maybe consider going into politics with their incredible winning ways?
January 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Barbell strategy. Putin Taleb-pilled???
January 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Where are you getting these numbers from?
January 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I straddle both worlds. My hobbies include Job *and* Business.
January 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Turpentine is actually a trade term for liberal tears, a fact covered up by the paint and solvent industry. A mug full of it is part of any good breakfast.
December 18, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Real republicans eat the Cadmium Red without the democrat Prussian blue, thereby EPICALLY owning the libs
December 18, 2024 at 2:30 AM
He follows more than 8000 accounts. Pretty sure he just hits the follow button when he sees one tweet he likes
December 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Gibt es eigentlich Teams aus diesen Hallenligen, die auch aus dem Futsal rekrutieren statt aus den Großfeld-Amateurligen? Dürfte für das Spiel vermutlich mehr Sinn machen.
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Good luck trying to understand the economy without any charts. Ah, I forgot - understanding how things work is uncool.
December 12, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Wow. One might even conclude that, if you keep your sexuality strictly private, people will not just let it be your private business and leave you to find your own way...
December 10, 2024 at 1:49 PM
I was gonna say, a big public announcement might be something celebrities do, but telling friends and family seems like what most would do in the west.

Anyways, exactly the take I expected from him. Seems a bit out of place considering he's not Chinese himself.
December 10, 2024 at 1:04 PM
I can totally see "it's okay to be gay, but publicly acknowledging it is western decadence, so coming out is basically colonialism" as the official narrative.
December 10, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I wonder what "finding your own way" means here. Hiding it?
December 10, 2024 at 12:31 PM
I can live with the warm dishes (though I don't particularly like them, either). But what really kills me is eating bread with cold cuts and cheese for breakfast and dinner.

And also the general lack of care Germans have for the quality of ingredients.
December 9, 2024 at 2:49 AM
You know how people move to zip codes with good schools? You would definitely have to do that but for neighborhoods with people with good tastes. For example, I would move to France, at least. No way I'm living on the diet of the average German.
December 9, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Inshallah
December 8, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Mr. Khanna, I will be your doctor today, and yes, this highly advanced hydrogen oxide treatment I'm offering is crucial. Don't worry, the ten thousand dollars will be charged to the insurance, not you.
December 7, 2024 at 11:25 PM
My best guess for who supports this law is every doctor and some morons, and who opposes this law is everybody else.
December 7, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Russian forces are headed for war? Big of true.
December 5, 2024 at 7:54 AM
wow - badass!
December 5, 2024 at 2:22 AM