Even though she was a guest, the woman in the blue dress was so nauseated by the wedding’s excess that she hurled into the canal.

Tell me, does having an empty net ever work out for the losing team in #playoffs #hockey?

A thought for Canadians as we gear up for an election: let’s vote by clearly thinking about what is best to strengthen our country in the short & long term, not by trying to guess who might be better equipped to deal with or impress “someone” or predict future their behaviour. Focus in, not out.