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John Crichton
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𝙈𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙩𝙤𝙣, 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙪𝙩. 𝘼 𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙖 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚. 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙄'𝙢 𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥, 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥, 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙨. 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝙢𝙚.
#farscape
Pinned
𝘐’𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴.
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐’𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘖𝘶𝘵. 𝘖𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴.
Out of all the lies I’ve told in life, “Just kidding” is my favorite.

lol just kidding. 😆
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Dad once said, "Life isn't a color-within-the-lines exercise. It's a wild and outrageous invitation full of uncertain outcomes."
He said the messy moments are where real growth happens.

I’ve been growing like crazy.
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January 10, 2026 at 7:01 AM
All bars are space-bars when you’re living in space.
January 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
January 3, 2026 at 3:10 AM
For some reason, the DRDs always scatter when D’argo comes around. Probably a pheromone thing.
#Farscape
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January 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
𝘐’𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴.
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐’𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘖𝘶𝘵. 𝘖𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴.
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
🎵 It's a busy life in Camazotz
I have to push the pramalot
January 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Reposted by John Crichton
Hubble Glimpses Galactic Gas Making a Getaway www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
A sideways spiral galaxy shines in this NASA/ESA Hubble Space Telescope image. Located about 60 million light-years away in the constellation Virgo (the Maiden), NGC 4388 is a resident of the Virgo galaxy cluster
January 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
A little voice keeps telling me I’m not the plucky, irreverent hero I think I am.
But an even louder voice is yelling, “Frell it! You do you!”
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Ha-ha. Hilarious. 😒
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘣𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘺? 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘵𝘦?
#farscape
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙡.
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December 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dear Diary:
I just found out that I’m colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
December 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We’ll sell nothing but pies and cakes.

We’ll call it “Bake it So”
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

It’s a bakery…

Spectre of the Bun
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

It'll be a traditional British restaurant...

ENTER PIES
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
We’re like the Scooby Gang, but in real life. Thing is, I can’t figure out which one is me; Fred, Shaggy, or Scooby? 🤔
#Farscape
December 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Don’t tell anyone, but I have been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants. The scientific term is “Feefiphobia.”
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Doing fine. Why do you ask?
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December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM